Evil Mistress O' Cheese
Posts: 50
(9/11/03 10:59 pm) Reply
Re: porn
oh yeah! I'm ALL about the pretty elves
I have had a severe elf fetish for many years now. but much as it would make sense for me to prefer Legolas (because after all Orlando not only has curly hair like me and is also a veggie, but he's played an elf AND a pirate, who figured very strongly in my early BDSM fantasies from elementary school), I actually find myself more drawn to Haldir. ok, Haldir and his pretty brothers, Rumil and Orophin BRING ON THE PRETTY BOY SODOMY!!!!!!!!! oh, um, errr....
I also find myself strangley attracted to several of the dirty humans, including Aragorn, and Eomer (who looks much better as himself, Karl Urban), and even Boromir has grown on me.
but I have 2 questions for Peter Jackson.
1. What was up with all those blondes with dark eyebrows. (look at the elves from Lothlorien and Mirkwood, plus Eomer, and you'll see what I mean) is it some sort of fetish of his? and if it is, please tell us more.
2. why, WHY, didn't he make the elves get permanent ear implants? they are SO DAMN SEXY!!!!!!!! I just wanna lick 'em. and hey, they get off on that too
Re: porn
Hmmm, my porn? WWE sometimes. Gotta love half-naked oily men grabbing each other.
Personally, and I know this is sick, I get horny watching cartoons. Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, doesn't matter what kind. Except anime. Cna't really get my groove on to that for some reason.
Evil Mistress O' Cheese
Posts: 52
(10/31/03 12:04 am) Reply
Re: porn
oh yeah! WWE.... half-naked pretty boys oiled up and rolling around on the floor together. I'm esp. partial to the cruiserweights, like Matt and Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms, little ReyRey... oh I want to shiver their timbers!
as for cartoons, can't say bugs or elmer fudd ever did much for me, but some of the guys from Voltron were among my very 1st crushes. and Thundercats- MEOW!!! Lion-O and Tigra and Bengali oh my! I think it may have something to do with the musical Cats, because they are basically human underneath the costumes (or at least, that's what I told one of my friends so she'd stop wanting to Baker Act me ) and did you ever see Gargoyles? *drool* Goliath is the Peter Steele of Gargoyles (and we all know how I feel about Peter Steele )
porn
I've been bad and I need to be punished 
Re: porn
BRING ON THE PRETTY BOY SODOMY!!!!!!!!! oh, um, errr....
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