Aragorn losing a bet with Hamling who can drink a pint in whole: "Burp...''
Edited by: PoppieRebel at: 9/20/05 9:43 am
Shadowfax
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(9/20/05 2:44 pm)
c
He is the king of gondor, a ranger from the north, he has surivived helms deep, Moria, and Amon hen and yet Aragorn can't win a drinking contest.
evilmouse222 Registered Member
Posts: 30
(9/20/05 7:20 pm)
Re: c
The rest of the gang were having a great time at Aragorn's Stag night, but Aragorn couldn't help but think about what he was getting himself into the next day.
faerlas
Unregistered User
(9/20/05 10:39 pm)
Too much.
After so many years of living with elves, Aragorn figured out how the elves wakefully sleep. Unfortunately, he is much slower than they are.
Celadrian
Unregistered User
(9/21/05 11:55 pm)
re: hesitate
Today, Aragorn learned exactly why it is unwise to look into your mug of beer before imbibing it.
Re: hesitate
Aragorn finally realised what Gandalf's "birds and the bees" speech was all about.....
or
If there was one thing that Aragorn really missed about the Elves were their strong stomachs after a few pints.....
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Aragorn then realised that he had indeed left the gas on in Gondor....
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 11
(9/22/05 9:12 pm)
Re: hesitate
Aragorn: I thought I saw a bug in my ale... oh well *thoughtfully* extra protein.
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 26
(9/23/05 12:48 am)
Re: hesitate
GUY ON THE RIGHT: Ehhh? *turns mug upside down* Heeey...why is the rum gone?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
Melphie
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(9/23/05 1:51 am)
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Aragorn's first taste of grape soda after once being a kid in Elrond's household...
"Ew...cough syrup..."
Mevie
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(9/23/05 1:57 am)
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After about ten and a half hours of posing for the all-new Rohirrim Drinking Contest Statue, Aragorn was beginning to lose his stance a little bit...
PhiePhie
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(9/23/05 1:58 am)
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Aragorn: *looking blurry-eyed, mutters* No one TOLD me this was an entire pint of ale...
Myelftoo
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(9/23/05 2:02 am)
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Aragorn: Wait a second...is that a 90-year-old lady drinking back there...?
Re: hesitate
Aragorn: "I drunk this whole pint and am still not king..."
Hamling: "Just keep drinking...ssslurrrp"
Melody
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(9/24/05 4:37 pm)
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Hangovers really do come too quickly for some people.
"I feel good...I feel great...I feel horrible..."
Percilla the Pink
Unregistered User
(9/24/05 4:39 pm)
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Aragorn: *thinking* Oh great...I can't remember which diet program I'm on...
Tithar
Unregistered User
(9/24/05 4:45 pm)
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Aragorn: Should I drink this? Or should I not? They might be trying to poison me because I out-fought Theoden in Helm's Deep...or Legolas might try to poison me because I got to fall off a cliff and he didn't...or a healer might have put some awful-tasting cough syrup that will sour my tastebuds forever...or some overly-protective body-guard might have replaced this with WATER fearing that I will drink myself to death tonight...or maybe it's actually a Guiness beer and I will deeply regret not drinking it if I don't.....
Orc2
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(9/24/05 5:00 pm)
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Aragorn: I smell.........coffee....
Erisan
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(9/24/05 5:01 pm)
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Aragorn: *sighs wistfully* I wonder what Mom would say...
Amersion
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(9/24/05 5:08 pm)
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Aragorn: *thinking* Maybe if I just sit here for a second, I'll be able to see whether everyone starts choking or not...
PrinceTaldar
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(9/24/05 5:09 pm)
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Aragorn: Wait...shouldn't we pray first?
Raimah
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(9/24/05 5:12 pm)
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Aragorn: *thinking determindely* I am not a conformist, I am not a conformist, I am not a conformist.....
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