balderdash
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(1/21/05 10:07 am)
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happy mardi gras
to cleanse the palate of the inauguration, today we begin mardi gras, meaning we get to leave work at 4:30 so our cars don't get towed off the parade route (always park on the parade route so you have to leave early). to share in the season, here are my recommendations:
12. moonpie for breakfast, washed down with a bloody mary.
11. drape something purple and gold and shiney somewhere. your house, your hair do, a sleeping wino.
10. eat something off a stick. chicken, shrimp, gater or corndog.
9. expose some normally covered piece of flesh to the unsuspecting public. don't be shy about stretch marks or cellulite. tis the season.
8. kiss a stranger.
7. have a funnel cake for lunch. wash it down with oj and vodka.
6. urinate in public. extra points for out the window.
5. something else on a stick for supper. cotton candy sounds right. wash down with martini out of gallon jug.
4. scrap with an eight year old for plastic beads.
3. grope a cop
2. kiss your cell mate
1. moonpie for breakfast, washed down with a bloody mary.
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