Re: HAPPY V DAY
Yes!! Now youve all finally got me figgered out.
Thats me, Mr Clean! I might even LEARN something in
here. When it cums to the "S" word, im just so naive.
Not knowing these things really sucks. So go ahead,
tease me, I can take my licks same as anyone.
Now, what does that phrase mean again?
Kalistar Registered User
Posts: 359
(2/21/04 2:48 am) Reply
Re: HAPPY V DAY
What does the phrase "oral sex" mean? Oh cripes do you really not know that? To give you a hint... the answer belongs in the xxx room
Re: HAPPY V DAY
Well, no one really mentioned blowing except you....
which, unless youre talking about bubbles, relates soley to
said act commenced upon a male, usually by, but not limited
to, a female, whilst OS is a general term, referring to either
gender, or, depending upon which thread one is posting in,
"Operating System."
That youre the only one mentioning blowing, ie, blow jobs,
ie, that fellatious act which is performed on a male,
whilst the irrepressible Kali and I were speaking of OS,
ie, Oral Sex, aka Num-nums, that which can and is
performed on either sex BY either sex to the end
objective of supplying erotic sensations, blah blah blah...
commonly practiced, while unoficially condoned by
most theoloigal systems of belief and their respective
proponents, dah dah dah, etc etc,
And there you have it.
Now......who you calling huffy?
Kalistar Registered User
Posts: 378
(2/24/04 2:48 am) Reply
Re: HAPPY V DAY "and there you have it"... in a nutshell!
another one of those coloquiol terms.(did I spell that right?)
and there I have it - in a nutshell !!!! but they're so small(fitting my mentality NOT my body) and there's so much more room o0n the floor. I'd rather have it on the floor if you don't mind. Now on to when. When can you get here? You should come here 'cause I got the new carpet.
No not you Heart of the Demon! and people call ME weird.
Kalistar Registered User
Posts: 379
(2/26/04 7:33 pm) Reply
Re: HAPPY V DAY LICK!
My b/f might object to me going over there KingBlacksledge & it'd involve getting on a plane which costs much more money than I have... besides I don't have a current passport.
Oh... excuses excuses excuses... they're like what everyone has 2 of... armpits & they ALL stink!
Re: HAPPY V DAY
Like I'd worry over your boyfriend. Fear of a human person has not been my "wont", - for so many years - they go back to before you were born.
I've often said it, The reason you kinda feel that little shiver of fear, when you walk by the end opening of a dark alley and you kinda sense there might be some unknown something hiding in there ready to jump out at you." Well, I'm the thing you were fearing.
When you go into the dark parking lot, way back in the unlit corner, where all the lights have been broken out and it's so very dark. Look for me if you have the time and are not too afraid.
But you won't see me, because the fear would go and you would learn, as have I, that the dark is your friend and can hide you as well as hide other things.
Re: HAPPY V DAY
Actually I think I SAW you one night in that very parking lot.
You were sitting against a brick wall, had a gray tangled
beard down to your waist, and you were drinking your supper
from a brown paper bag, and muttering and snarling at
pasersby. That WAS you, right?
Re: HAPPY V DAY
"Come on, Carrie", Dr. Hook and the Medicine show.
You sure you ain't thinking of that song?
"Foot wrapped in an old rag, bottle in a brown bag, head held in his hand. etc. - - - That song gets me pretty good. Poor guy gave his all and love for Carrie and when things got tough she dissappears and he's left dealing with the situation alone. The support he thought was his has dissappeared and he's using brother Jack Daniels to deal with it - for the moment.
Great song. tear jerker if you listen to the words.
Then there's, "I got stoned and I missed it" Where some philantropist is throwing money around and this fool stays home and doesn't get any. Must be rich already. or he new something about the money being trown around.!. Maybe it was stolen money.hee, hee, hee.
I don't know, I missed it........
Re: HAPPY V DAY
Nah, neither of those sound familiar, I was going
strictly by the memory of it.
The first song sounds well written and all, but King-- it
wasnt anything to pattern your whole life after!
Your Daniels comment reminds me of Thorogood's "I drink
alone". That song cracks me up. He names all those
boozes like they were old buddies.
Ironically, I first heard that song driving back by myself from
Colorado.
yes of course "oral sex" is a real phrase 
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