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The Great Allmighty Spork
Hater of GogoTheMimic
Lover of Sporks
Fan Ficking God
Worshipper of Kefka-sama
Final Fantasy VI Know-It-All
Posts: 171
(1/7/03 8:07 am)
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Meanwhile, at the Parts Unknown Deli...
Ah, isn't this a lovely date?
Zelda: Would be better if you hadn't killed the waiter for "thinking about looking at my chest". (NOTE: Yes, she has a new font color. Spiff, eh?)
That bastard had it comin' to him... *shakes fist* Anyhow, you have your low fat, low cal, low taste cheese sandwich, don't you? And there's romantic music, yes?
Zelda: You call the theme from A Clockwork Orange romantic!?
Who doesn't?
Zelda: ... Quite.
I wonder how Billy Zane is faring?
Entwhile...
Billy Zane: *gets up from meditating* Ah, Greenie and Sephiroth. I believe I'm supposed to kill you. Well, as I'm fairly pacifistic I shan't. However I will engage you in a peaceful game of chess. Defeat me and I'll tell you where Spork is.
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It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation on reports from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims.
- Night of the Living Dead
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GreenAndSpikey
Obsesser of Rebecca Chambers
President of Evil
Band Nerd Extrodinare
Horny Fanboy
Eater Of Spam
Posts: 78
(1/7/03 10:21 pm)
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The Chess game to end all Chess games.
Okay.
Wait, are we gonna have to say that "rook to king 5" crap? I'm no good at that. If I don't have a board in front of me that I can touch and move, then I'm doomed. I mean, I'm not like one of those geniuses that can do it in his head...
You mean like Mr. Triesch?
Yeah, seriously. "I can do eleven moves before I lose track"
*Greenie and Sephiroth laugh*
What?
Oh, crap, we're going into real life stuff. Whoops!
Geeze, you dumbass, just get us off track! *bitchslaps Greenie*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
You best be, bitch! Hey, what happened to your glasses?
I'm wearing contacts, I just got them.
Bitch! *bitchslaps Greenie* You're going into real-life again!
OW! No, you brought it up! And shoudn't I be calling you the bitch since you are doing the "bitch-slap"?
Shut up! *bitchslaps again*
Stop, you bitch!
There, you got to say it. Happy?
Ahem?
Oh yeah...the chess game...
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The Great Allmighty Spork
Hater of GogoTheMimic
Lover of Sporks
Fan Ficking God
Worshipper of Kefka-sama
Final Fantasy VI Know-It-All
Posts: 172
(1/8/03 7:52 am)
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Well, I'll make this easier for you.
Billy Zane: *beats greenie in Chess* There. Anyway, because I'm a nice guy I'll tell you that Spork and Zelda went on a date to Parts Unknown to visit the Parts Unknown Deli. Just follow the ominous Clockwork Orange theme. *smiles and gives them both wheatgrass sandwiches* I made these for your trip. Have a nice day.
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GreenAndSpikey
Obsesser of Rebecca Chambers
President of Evil
Band Nerd Extrodinare
Horny Fanboy
Eater Of Spam
Posts: 80
(1/11/03 8:36 pm)
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Following the Clockwork Orange theme...
There's no way Zelda went on a date with him...He must've put a spell on her. What the hell is this sandwich made from? I'm not eating it.
(with his mouth full) Ooooh!! Can I have it?
Eww, okay. *tosses the sandwich and retreats like a sissy*
*gobbles it down*
I wonder how far we are from the Deli.
Wait, there's a sign!
Deli: Left. Turn left. Go left. Not right, that's not the right way, turn left. If you go left, you will find the Deli. You won't if you go right, so don't go right. Remember, left, not right.
It's a trick! He want's us to go left!
No, he knows we'd think that...He wants us to go right.
No, he knows we'd know that, too. He wants us to go left.
At the Deli...
Zelda: (thinking to herself) I hope Greenie finds my sign and turns left...
Back at the fork in the road with the sign...
Right, that means that we should turn right, right?
I guess so.
Will Greenie and Sephiroth get to the Deli? Will they ever save Zelda?
Hey, I don't hear the music anymore...
Don't worry. Look, there's the..."Cheese Shoppe"? Uh, I think we went the wrong way...heh heh....
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Current obsessions: Lunar; GBA SP
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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GogoTheMimic 
Founder of FFStar
Obsesser of game/er gals
Final Fantasy VI Know-It-All
Drama King
Posts: 312
(1/13/03 8:00 am)
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Well...
Since Senor Greenie is mad at me or something, I don't know what will happen with this thread. I'm thinking that we'll just have to preserve it in The Library. Mayhaps he'll come back and post again but I severely doubt it. Until then, it'll be in The Library.
Current Fave Video Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
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Final Fantasy Star's Forum Edited by: GogoTheMimic at: 1/13/03 8:23:21 am
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