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GreenAndSpikey
Obsesser of Rebecca Chambers
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Posts: 39
(12/19/02 9:07 pm)
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Greeny's adventure to save Zelda*From Role Playing*
*goes to the local flea market*
*buys a green tunic, wooden shield, sword, and yellow hair dye*
*does not use the yellow hair dye* I'd have to change my name!
*continues to run toward the dark part of the world*
Edited by: GogoTheMimic  at: 1/13/03 8:22:07 am
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The Great Allmighty Spork
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(12/20/02 9:20 am)
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*is now wearing evil armor, and evil organ music plays*
Y'know what, Zelda?
Zelda: What, piss-faced jerk?
The irony here is that Greenie is my evil cohort.
Zelda: Yeah, whatever. At least I'm gonna get saved.
Y'know, I don't see what you're bitching about. I mean, I give you a nice room, good food, free sex toys, and a Playstation2. What more could you want?
Zelda: ... I just want a little love...
BAH! I shall give you none, hot video game goddess-type thing! Instead, I shall set out my evil minion of DOOM!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DESTROY LINK-- er... GREENIE! DESTROY HIM!!!
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"Life... Dreams... Hope...
Where did they come from?
Where are they headed?
These things... I am going to destroy!"
-Kefka Palazzo *huggles Keffy-sama*
Edited by: The Great Allmighty Spork at: 12/20/02 9:28:53 am
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/20/02 4:56 pm)
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Walking through the forest...
*notices old man laying in the middle of the path*
Crap, one of those guys I have to talk to in order to progress through the game.
*shakes old man* Wake up, dammit!
Old man: Wha? Who is it?
You know damn well who.
Old man: *gasps* The green and/or spikey one!
Green and Spikey. Make this quick.
*annoying music plays
Old man: A dark mysterious man came by that-
I know the plot, get on with it!
Old man: You must save her...
DUH, hurry up!
Old man: you cannot fight him with that sword..
Yeah, I know, it's cardboard
Old man: You must go to the Temple of Usefull Stuff...There you will find... ...
Usefull stuff?
Old man: So you know the legend?!
Shut up.
Old man: The temple is thirty miles from here, but fear not, for put on this ring and you will fly there faster than an eagle.
*takes ring* Thanks bye.
Old man: The fate of us all rests in your hands...
Okay, that's nice *begins to put on ring*
Old man: NOT YOUR INDEX FINGER!
*GreenAndSpikey vanishes*
Old man: @#%$. *dies*
Is Greenie really the hero he appears to be? What has putting the ring on his index finger done to him? Will he get the relics from the Temple of Useful Stuff?
*GreenAndSpikey reappears thirty miles away*
Why do I feel shorter?
*notices his head is where his ass should be*
Aww @#%$
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/20/02 10:43:51 pm
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/20/02 10:38 pm)
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(TIME PASSES)
Since our last episode, Greeny was able to figure out that he was supposed to be wearing the ring on his ring finger. He finds himself at the entrance to a large stone building.
*looks around* Well, this place sure is full of...useful...stuff...
Directly in front of him, a crystal box containing a strange object with a shiny glimmer around it.
Well, I guess this big, shiney thing will be useful. *walkes over to the largest crystal-looking box* Hm...what's this? *reads inscription*
To gain the pie of overly delicious fruit, one must find the three jewles located around this temple and place them in the hollows below.
What? I don't have time for that! Screw it! *picks up nearest rock* GAHHH!!! *Throws it at the crystal box*
The crystal box shatters and the pie of overly delicious fruit is left in the open.
It wasn't crystal, you moron! 
Sorry.
Well, I guess I can go now. *walks to the entrance* *stops* What the-?
As Greeny looks up, he notices a figure fall from the celing. Who could it be? A rival? A friend? Find out....really soon.
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/20/02 10:44:58 pm
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Sephiroth
I cnat' tpye yte! iM' a n00b
Posts: 2
(12/20/02 10:59 pm)
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HAHAHAHA! It is I (you know... the sexy dude...)MWAHAHA!
MWAHAHA! You fool...
*does a front flip from balcony and lands behind Greeny*
What do you think your doing here?
Greeny: Um haven't you been paying attention to the story? You know exactly what I'm doing here!
Sephiroth:do not
Greeny:do too
Sephiroth:do not
Greeny:do too!
Sephiroth: DO NOT!!!!
*pulls out his 7 ft. katana with the tip at greny's neck(which is his but)*
Sephiroth: Don't piss off the extremely powerful psyco with a a huge-ass sword!!!
Greeny: okey dokey
Sephiroth: well that settles that then...
Um.. Do you ralize your head is on your ass?
Greeny: Um....YEAH!
Sephiroth: well I can help that
*extends hand over greeny's head(but) and cool special effects magic surrounds greeny*
*Flash!!!*
Greeny: coolness, you fixed me!
*feels something touch his mouth*
Sephiroth:hehehehehe
Sephiroth: I guess I'll come with you
I need some adventure anyways.
Greeny: OK...thats cool... But what the hell is hanging off my face????!!!!!
Is Sephiroth good or evil?
whats hanging on greeny's face?
whatever happened to that pie?
TO BE CONTINUED
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/20/02 11:08:28 pm
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The Great Allmighty Spork
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(12/20/02 11:12 pm)
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*cue evil organ music*
Hmm... I think I need a theme song. What do you think, Zelda?
Zelda: Honestly? I could give a rat's ass.
Well, you're not helpful at all. *thinks* *sings* I AM SO EVIL! I AM REALLY BAD! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE NADS!
Zelda: *rolls eyes*
I like it!
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Go, my evil minion! DESTROY!!!
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/20/02 11:21 pm)
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Episode #whatever!
Greeny: How the hell did that end up where my nose was supposed to be?
Sephiroth: I don't know *trys to act un-suspicious*
Greeny: Jeeze, I'm just glad to get it back where it belongs.
Sephiroth: What's all over your skirt?
Greeny: It's a tunic you moronic-OH CRAP! THE PIE!
Sephiroth: Yeah, looks like you sat on it...
Greeny: Crap, I hope it's still useful... Anyway... How're we gonna get back to the woods together? There's only one ring.
Sephiroth: Oh. Well, I'll just grab the replacement from the prop table. *Takes ring from the prop table*
Greeny: ...
Moments later, Greeny and Sephiroth are in the forest exactly where the old man had been laying. (This time with there asses and their faces in the right spot)
Greeny: ...and this is where the annoying old man babbled for too long--what the hell is that sound?
Sephiroth: I don't know, but, MAN I'm sexy
Greeny: It's coming closer...
Sephiroth: What the f--
Greeny: One of Spork's minions!!!
How will Greeny and Sephy escape being...uh...violated by this minion of doom or whatever?
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Sephiroth
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(12/21/02 3:27 pm)
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Spork's evil minion (MWAHAHAHAHA!)
did you just call me sephy?
I will destroy you eventually you do realize that don't you?
Greeny: Whatever....Oh yeah.... that marshmallow guy is coming at us
Sephiroth: Oh, I remember now.
*pulls his 7ft katana from it's sheath*
*smiles at spork's minion*
*spork's minion of doom pisses him/her self
*sephiroth begins to jump towards spork's minion*
greeny: NO!!
We don't know if it's evil or not.
*greeny begins to speak to the minion of doom*
*TO BE CONTINUED*
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/21/02 3:48 pm)
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Episode 8: A pointless conversation
When we last left our hero and that unbelievably sexy man, they were about to be attacked--
Y'know, they could just scroll up to find out....
Oh...well...okay....
Sephiroth: So, lemme ask you something: What is your name?
Fruity Marshmallow thing: Um...My name's fruity #47...
Sephiroth: What a lame name...how about a new name...How's....
ENTER NEW NAME:________
What the hell? This isn't some stupid Turn-based RPG where you name all the Characters? This is moronic! Your name is pointless!!!
ENTER NEW NAME:POINTLESS
ARGH!!!
POINTLESS: I'm not really bad...I'm just following Spork's orders!
Ahem... 
Sephiroth: Heh... ...
POINTLESS: I can help you...if you are willing to trust me.
Sephiroth: Argh...can't say...can't reject...programed to say...YES!
WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Sephiroth: Welcome to our team, POINTLESS.
POINTLESS has joined the party.
This isn't in the storyline! You were supposed to kill POINTLESS--er, that fruity thing!
Sephiroth: Lead the way, POINTLESS!
That's it! *unsheathes his cardboard sword* FEEL MY WRATH, POINTLESS!!!!
Moments later...
POINTLESS has left the party.
Sephiroth: Dude, you're psycho...how'd you kill him with a cardboard sword?
Find out what happens in the next episode, when Sephiroth can take the story in whatever direction he wants (scary, huh?)
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Sephiroth
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(12/21/02 4:09 pm)
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Those damn cutscenes
Sephiroth: Well, now that you destroyed the marshmallow man
I think it's time for us to move on
*They begin to walk out of forest*
*they abruptly stop, turn around, and face the tree the old man died in front of*
Greeny & Sephiroth: NOO!! don't want to move!!! no control over body!! must go to cinematic scene!!!
*ghost of old man appears*
You didn't get the useful item, did you?
Greeny: The place was full of them.... How was I supposed to pick the right one?
Sephiroth: WHOA I suddenly know everything that happened before i even came into the story!
Ghost: YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!!
*battle music starts*
*screen blurrs and gos to a battle menu*
Sephiroth: why did we stop and talk to him again?
*pulls katana out(again)*
Greeny: Those damn cutscenes
*pulls out bloody cardboard sword*
*TO BE CONTINUED(again)*
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/21/02 4:34 pm)
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Episode #10: THIS ISN'T TURN-BASED!!!!
Greeny's speed is 573, but Sephiroth's is 749, and the ghosts is 692, so Sephiroth makes the first move...
> FIGHT - > HUGE-ASS KATANA
MAGIC BARE HANDS
EQUIP
ITEM
RUN AWAY
*Sephiroth leaps towards the ghost and lands directly on top of him, going straight through. He then quickly returns to his spot right next to Greeny*
DAMAGE: 0
Greeny: Shoot, I HATE this...
Ghost > MAGIC > BABBLE
*A stream of 3-dimensional words flow from the ghost's mouth and surrounds the two heroes*
DAMAGE: GREENY:56 ----- SEPHY: 82
----------207/263----------257/349---------
GREENY:
FIGHT
MAGIC
EQUIP
ITEM
> RUN AWAY - CAN'T RUN!
> RUN AWAY - CAN'T RUN!
> RUN AWAY - CAN'T RUN!
> ITEM - > SQUISHED PIE
*Greeny tosses the pie pieces towards the ghost. It lands all over him, and the ghost lets out a horrible scream*
Ghost: NOOOOO....the one thing to defeat all evil...that means...I'M EVIL!!! I HAVE FAILED MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS...I have failed Zelda...forgive me....
*In a huge flash of light, the ghost vanishes*
EXPERIENCE: ---GREENY---------SEPHIROTH
------------------237---------------5----------
TO NEXT LEVEL: ---572------------1068
Greeny: I SAID, THIS ISN'T A *BLEEP*ING TURN-BASED RPG!!! See if i ever let you control the story again!
Sephiroth: Sorry, I couldn't remember if you said "IS NOT" or "IS, AS YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE,"...
Greeny: This is not good....
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/22/02 5:31:52 pm
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The Great Allmighty Spork
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(12/21/02 5:48 pm)
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Meanwhile... *cue organ music*
Hey Zelda. Zelda!
Zelda: WHAT!?
Check it out, I got us a narrator!
Hello. I hope I do my job well, and please you Master Spork.
*giggles* YAY! OK, OK, now say what I told you to say!
*ahem* Meanwhile in the uber-creepy castle-tower-thing of The Great Allmighty Spork, Zelda is being held captive, and Spork is practicing his favorite sport...
*punts a GameCube out the window* DIE! *punts another one*
Zelda: A-HEM! Aren't you going to do something evil like rape me or try to kill me or use my soul to get to the Promised Land or something?
DIE-- ... there's a Promised Land?
Zelda: Whoop!
And your soul's the key?
Zelda: I shall no longer talk; I've done enough damage.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE!?! I've gotta get my evil dark ritual stuff ready! NARRATOR!!!
And so, Spork began to get his evil dark ritual stuff ready... while the heroes were forced to face Spork's next minion... LANCE BASS of N*SYNC (also voice of Sephi in Kingdom Hearts)!!!!
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You will condemn
I will convert
You will preach
I will pervert
-KMFDM, "Preach/Pervert"
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/22/02 5:10 pm)
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RETURNING TO THE STORY...
Our friends, just disposing of a pissed off ghost, continue on the path to Spork's castle...
So, sephiroth, do you think you could loan me some rupies to get a new sword?
What? Roopees? What the hell are roopies?
What? Do you have any money?
Well, yeah, I have some GP.
Where the hell did you come from again?
Before Sephiroth can answer, he is knocked over by a GAMECUBE that fell from the sky.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*begins to get up* What? A GAMECUBE? Those are useless! The only good game they have is Resident Evil and the upcoming Zelda game, but the Cel shading took the excitement of the game to just about-- *Gets knocked down by another falling GAMECUBE*
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVIL COULD'VE DONE SUCH A THING?????
Mysterious voice: My master, that's who....
Who-?
*gets up* LANCE! YOU'RE THAT BACKSTREET BOY GUY! Or was is N'Sync? I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! BUT IT'S YOU, ALL RIGHT!
Lance: Do you have some grudge against me?
Well, I think you made me sound really sexy in that new game...BUT YOU GOT ALL THE FAME!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
*Goes into battle mode*
@#%$, not again....
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/27/02 8:35:11 pm
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GreenAndSpikey
Obsesser of Rebecca Chambers
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(12/22/02 5:47 pm)
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SUB-BOSS BATTLE 1 - Lance
Sephiroth: Since I have a grudge against you, I can only fight you by myself!
What? That's retarded! Let me fight too!
Lance: Stay out of this, little green one.
Out of nowhere, hundreds of teenage girls appear and surround the area.
GIRLS: WE LOVE YOU, LANCE!!!!
Sephiroth:
> Fight - > Huge-ass katana
HYAAA!!!!! *runs toward Lance and slashes directly across his chest.*
DAMAGE - 354
Lance:
> Magic - > Sing
Whoaaaaaa~ *sings annoying boy band song*
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
DAMAGE - 100 ----- 157/349
Ha ha!
You're not hurt?
Uh, no. I'm not in the battle, remember?
NOW I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!!
Geeze, I guess that's my cue. Ahem...Nooooooooooo!! *throws his sword directly into Lances throat*
GASP!! MY VOICE!!
GIRLS: Lance! He's no longer has a voice to match the face! Oh well. LET'S GO SEE 98 DEGREES! *LEAVE*
NOOO!!!! I AM NOTHING!!! *explodes*
EXPERIENCE: -----Greeny--------Sephiroth-----
-------------------5000-------------2-------
TO NEXT LEVEL: ---3749-----------1066----
GREENY LEVELS UP!!
LEARNS HEAL MORTAL WOUNDS
GREENY LEVELS UP!!
LEARNS HEAL SOME IMMORTAL WOUNDS
GREENY LEVELS UP!!
LEARNS HEAL SOME OTHER IMMORTAL WOUNDS
HEY, I THOUGH YOU WEREN'T IN THIS BATTLE!!!
Yeah, life sucks...Hey, look! Spork's Castle! Hey, an Inn and a Save Point! How convenient
Ugh....thank God....
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Sephiroth
Lazy bastard
Thinks that Claire is hotter than Rebecca
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Pedophile?
Posts: 8
(12/22/02 9:08 pm)
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Re: RETURNING TO THE STORY...
*ok now i have a cool sephiroth picture*
*ahem*
well I'm glad we talk in colors now
not so much confusion
yeah that was my idea
oh my hats off to you
thank you
*takes a bow*
*knees Greeny in the gut during his bow*
why did you do that??!!
like I said before i will destroy you someday
I'm just practicing
*rubs tummy*
fine then but later
*takes step forward*
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*falls through the forest floor*
*looks down through the hole*
ARE YOU OK?????
OH YEAH I'M JUST &^%&*^$#! PEACHY
Sephiroth
-magic
-bitch slap
AHHHH!!!! you bitch!!!
You took ten protected hearts away from me!!!!
What the hell are you talking about?
you know....hearts
I'm drawing a blank
*shakes head*
whatever, I don't want to know
*looks arond*
I can see a sign
*****CAVE OF REALLY DIFFICULT VIDEO-GAMES*****
OH DAMN IT!!!!
Gogo(in godly voice form): Hey watch your language!!!
*flips gogo the bird*
I saw that
no you didn't
yes I did
didn't
did
DIDN'T!!!!!!
*covers balls and fades away*
Hey whats going on down there???
NOTHING!!!!
Do you need my help? *rambles on, and, on, and, on about how good he thinks he is at video games*
yeah right
*walks into the darkness*
Narrorator(spelled wrong i know):What will happen to Sephiroth in the cave of difficult video-games?
What happens to Greeny now that he has been left alone?
What's hanging off of Greeny's nose?(delayed about 5 postings
Will Spork rape Zelda?
ALL WILL BE ANSWERED
*LATER*
EDIT:  ? Why the hell is my font a maroon? I am fairly good at most games and I use punctuation in my text. Have a nice day.
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/28/02 7:10:54 pm
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GreenAndSpikey
Obsesser of Rebecca Chambers
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Posts: 67
(12/23/02 1:26 pm)
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Re: What the @#$%????
DAMMIT, PEOPLE, LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK!! SEPHY, YOU TRY ANY MORE OF THAT @#%$ AND I WILL CUT YOUR CHARACTER IN THE MOST EMBARASSING WAY!!!!!
Also: Greeny got it off his nose, you just didn't read close enough.
Episode #whatever
Greeny: How the hell did that end up where my nose was supposed to be?
Sephiroth: I don't know *trys to act un-suspicious*
Greeny: Jeeze, I'm just glad to get it back where it belongs.
Ring a bell?
Now, I'd appreciate it if you didn't take your revenge from ONE topic to ANOTHER.
Edited by: GogoTheMimic at: 12/28/02 10:48:11 am
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The Great Allmighty Spork
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(12/23/02 3:31 pm)
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If I had the power to delete it would've been gone long ago.
*cue ominous music*
So, Zelda--
Zelda: WHAT, @#%$ FACE!?
... you're mean. *sniff* Actually I was thinking about asking you out on a date. *shrugs* I have a rule: always give a girl a chance.
Zelda: ... really?
*shrugs* Why not? Besides, I think the heroes are outside and I need to skeedadle anyway.
Zelda: OK... but it better be a fun date.
You betcha! Now let's go! TO THE SPORKMOBILE!!!
And so Evil Dark Lord Spork and Zelda sped off in the Sporkmobile, which is actually the Misery Machine (a black and grey van parodying the Mystery Machine). Off they sped to Parts Unknown to go to the Parts Unknown Deli where sandwiches and fun awaited. For the heroes, Spork left one of his minions to defend the castle... Billy Zane!!!! (If you don't know who Billy Zane is, by God you better look it up!)
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You will condemn
I will convert
You will preach
I will pervert
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/27/02 9:20 pm)
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Cave of Really Difficult Video Games
It's really creepy down here....
Hey, I found a rope! *tosses it down* Grab on, I'll pull you up!
Okay. *grabs onto rope*
Ugh...this is heavy...try climbing up!
*climbs*
*breathing heavily* Sheesh...to heavy...hey, what's that? *is distracted by something shiney* Well hello, there! *gazes into reflection* *lets go of rope*
What the--AHHHHHHHH----*falls*--HHHHHHHHH!!! *lands on his head* *bounces and lands on his stomach* UGH!! SEPHIROTH!!!!
Huh? Oh, sorry...here's another rope *tosses it down* Try again!
*pulls really hard*
AHHHHH--*falls*--HHHHH
*smirks a revengeful smirk*
*lands feet first on Greeny*
Later, deeper in the cave...
Ow...ouch...owie....
*gasps* Look! Hot Asian chick!! *runs to hot Asian chick* So, I see you're all alone in this dark, scary cave...do you need some help? I have a huge-ass katana that might help.
GIRL: Well, hello! What brings you to "The Cave of Really Difficult Video Games"? ... What's that? You're on an adventure to save Princess Zelda! You mean she's been kidnapped by Ganon again? ... No? SPORK? Who is Spork? ... I see. ... Well, if you continue down this cave, you will enter the first room of "The Cave of Really Difficult Video Games". Good luck! *stares blankly*
What the hell just happened?
NPC...You can't interact with her...
What? You're kidding! Hey, chick, do I look sexier with my sword sheathed or unsheathed?
If you continue down this cave, you will enter the first room of "The Cave of Really Difficult Video Games". Good luck!
AHHHH! Now I may never know the answer to the question!
*sigh* Let's just go...I hurt to much to attempt to hurt you... *walks into next room*
*follows Greeny*
As the two enter the room, a gate falls behind them, blocking the way out.
Weird overcom voice: GAME ONE
An old-looking arcade console thingy drops from the celing.
This is it? This is going to be simple!
Will it be that simple? Will Greeny and Sephiroth make it out of the cave? To be continued...
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/31/02 5:45:18 pm
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GreenAndSpikey
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(12/31/02 6:01 pm)
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GAME ONE IS ON!
Overcom: GAME ONE: The Legend of Zelda...
Haha! I've got this won!
...Played as it can only be played today: with a sticky B button and the down on the control pad that seldom works.
Aw, crap...
So Greenie played on and on dying repetedly and every time he was about to give up, Sephiroth bitch slapped him until he continued. Finally, he was at the end of the game...
Okay, all I have to do now is hit him one more time...almost...come on, come on...YES!!!! I DID IT!!!
Finally, geeze, I thought you'd be better at this...
Time elapsed: Eight hours, forty-seven minutes, and twenty-five seconds.
*a door opens at the end of the room*
Well, I guess that means we passed.
*Greenie and Sephiroth walk through the door*
Man, it's dark in here...
I know, if there's anybody here, they can't see my hottness.
Shut up, you egotistic little--WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
What do you mean by thaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
To be continued...
Edited by: GreenAndSpikey at: 12/31/02 6:43:29 pm
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The Great Allmighty Spork
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(1/2/03 8:12 am)
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Billy Zane gets annoyed and bored.
Billy Zane: I am annoyed and bored.
Perhaps you should carry out Spork's orders to terminate Greenie and Sephiroth?
Billy Zane: Indeed. But first I shall meditate.
And so, Billy Zane lit some incese, sat cross-legged, and meditated for a few hours, waiting for GaS and Sephiroth to approach.
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It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation on reports from funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims.
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GreenAndSpikey
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(1/6/03 10:53 pm)
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A trap?
Greenie and Sephiroth were on their way through the Cave of Difficult Video Games when suddenly they fell through a hole in the darkness...
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!!!!!
Weee!!!! It's a slide!!!!
Wait, my hair!! What will happen to my hair when we land?
Your hair?? What about mine?? Mine is much more impresive.
Maybe we should worry about what we're gonna land on!
A short while later...
*lands* Ow! What the heck did I land on?
Weeee!!! *lands on Greenie* What the heck did I land on?
Mmmff moff me!!
*rolls over*
What, am I your landing pillow...mattress...thing?
That was bad.
Shut up. I've got nothing right now. I'm just trying to get on with this so we can get Zelda back.
Well, bad lines like that arn't gonna help.
Shut up. Anyway, what did we land on. Hold on, I have a lantern...*light's lantern*
Where did you pull that from?
Uh...it's magic.
What are these? Are they forks? Are they spoons?
No...*dramatic close-up*...they're sporks.
Okay, whoever wrote this needs to be shot.
Shut up. Anyway, look! I think there's a lift over there!
Don't you mean elevator?
Will you shut up already?
Well, look. It's got doors and a little light on the top to tell you what floor it's on and I can hear cheezy music coming from it. A lift is usually classified as such when it's used for machinery and such and--
You're making fun of me, arn't you?
*Overly sarcastic* Nooooooooo!!!
Oh, okay. Good.
Greeny and Sephiroth enter the elevator...
See! The narrator even calls it an elevator!
*eye twitches* Which button should we press? We have B20, B19, B18, B17...
Much later...
...F85, F86, F87, F88, F89, and ROOM WHERE A PRINCESS WOULD BE IF I CAPTURED HER AND KEPT HER IN THIS CASTLE.
Uh...how about that last one? It sounded pretty promising.
Okay. *pushes button* Hey, get ready to jump...NOW *jumps*
*stands there*
The elevator takes off really, really fast.
*gets pushed halfway through the floor*
Haha!
*Elevator stops*
*flys halfway through the celing*
No fair! I'm in too much pain to laugh at you!
The door opens, revealing Billy Zane meditating on the floor
Sephy...Sephy! *grabs Sephiroth's feet* SEPHY!
*lands on Greenie and pushes him completely through the floor* I said, DON'T CALL ME SEPHY!! Greenie?
*Reappears all flashy-like beside Sephiroth*
What the heck?
There was no floor beneath me to land on, so I just got a heart taken away and ended back here.
Wait, how do you have those heart-thingies and life-point-thingies in battle?
*gives Sephiroth an "isn't it obvious?" look and opens his mouth* ...*pauses*...I don't know.
*continues to meditate*
Oh yeah, we forgot about him.
Will Greenie and Sephiroth be able to defeat Billy Zane? Will Greeny come up with better lines? Will those of us find out who Billy Zane is? Find out next time...whenever that will be.
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