Guard: All right Mr. Gandalf...can you identify which of these creatures stole your shaving cream?
Raimah
Unregistered User
(9/25/05 7:08 pm)
caption contest
Gandalf: A little...question with the dress code today, boys...?
smurf
Unregistered User
(9/26/05 4:55 am)
hair
Gandalf: for the 43rd time, who told Eowyn her hair was frizzy and an ugly shade of blonde.
Legolas: *thinking* It's not like her hair can even compare to my perfectly styled and straightened tresses.
Vicky
Unregistered User
(9/27/05 11:26 pm)
Monty Python strikes again
Gandalf: What is your name?
Aragorn: Aragorn Elessar
Gandalf: What is your purpose?
Legolas: *thinking* This is Lord of the Rings not Monty Python and the Quest to Destroy the One Ring. Sheesh.
Gimli: Maybe if I look interested enough, Gandalf won't ask me anything...
Arehini Registered Member
Posts: 9
(9/28/05 12:25 am)
Re: Gandalf said so
Gandalf: you see, when two people love each other very much...
Legolas: *thinking* oh Eru, save me!
Aragorn and Gimli: what? what happens when they love each other? I love stories!!
LegolasLand
Unregistered User
(9/29/05 2:37 am)
The art of lying
Legolas stares off in silent disdain as having caught the art of lying faithfully to one's parent many a year back, himself, listens to Aragorn's meltdown as Gandalf questioned the young King before letting them all go to bed (despite having taught him meticulously for two decades)
Aragorn: *panicked* What? What? What do you want? I didn't do it! I was dead at the time! I was on the moon! With Legolas!
Gandalf: I haven't even asked you anything!
Aragorn: Well wha?What's the question?
Gandalf: Have you brushed your teeth?
Aragorn: No-I mean yes! What's the right-? I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME!
Legolas: *sigh*
Hobbiteyes
Unregistered User
(9/30/05 6:37 pm)
captions
"Now... which one of you was it who put the red sock in with all my whites?"
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The trio receive a talking-to from the Mop Wizard.
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Gandalf: Now... I've been hearing a bit about a certain disagreement between the three of you...
Aragorn: Legolas started it!
Legolas: Oh Eru, here he goes again...
Gimli: You DID say he looked terrible.
Legolas: He does! His hair's all greasy!
Aragorn: I'd just fallen into a river!! Gaaandaalf, tell him off!!!
Legolas: ... You'd think the water would have got rid of some of the dirt...
BubblyElfGirl Registered Member
Posts: 28
(10/2/05 9:54 pm)
Re: captions
Aragorn: Don't you give me a talking to on sparkly whites, old man, you could kill an army with that breath!!
Gandalf: ...!
Legolas and Gimli: *wait expectantly for reply*
(Gandalf: Cover your ears children!!!)
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