off-camera minstrels:
Bravely bold Sir Hobbit rode forth from Bag-End
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Hobbit
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Hobbit

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Hobbit...

Frodo: *thinks* heeelllllppppp

I think God overestimated his ability when he created man
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.