Pete: Christopher, for the last time, we are not going to add man eating Easter bunnies to this scene.
Christopher: But Gandalf's face would be mutilated. It would make Tolkien proud.
Pete: No it wouldn't.
Faerlas
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(9/7/05 4:19 am)
precious
C: They call to me... my precioussss...
PJ: No brownies til the scene is over!
amerryfan
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(9/10/05 9:43 pm)
contest
Saruman: What do you mean I'm not allowed to eat mushrooms during fighting scenes with Gandalf?
BubblyElfGirl Registered Member
Posts: 23
(9/11/05 2:26 pm)
Re: contest
PJ: Now listen to me, this is a very, very bad time to start showing off your nails. Yes, the manicure is good, but we've spent more on your nails than anything else so far in this entire film...
OR
PJ: Now stop grovelling or there will be no cookies and milk for you later!
Edited by: BubblyElfGirl at: 9/12/05 8:06 pm
evilmouse222 Registered Member
Posts: 24
(9/11/05 3:27 pm)
Re: contest
CHRISTOPHER: *hypnotic voice* You will give me that paycheck....
PETE: Now you listen here! You have no right to - yes master, I will give you the paycheck....
Eryka
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(9/11/05 3:30 pm)
mer
Peter and Chrstopher attempt to imitate Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Sywalker's Jedi mind power duel.
Reasonably Crazy
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(9/11/05 11:52 pm)
dun dun DUN
Peter: Look, Christopher, We have to cut you from Return of the King, but- Christopher? Christopher, what are you doing?
gondorianlass Registered Member
Posts: 30
(9/12/05 1:59 am)
caption contest
Christopher Lee got a bit confused during the LOTR filming and Star Wars...
CL: As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours...
PJ: I don't think so.
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 7
(9/15/05 1:42 am)
Re: Now listen to me
Saruman: I'm thinking about doing a Star Wars movie... Feel the force...
PJ: Uggh.
Melphie
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(9/17/05 5:05 am)
caption contest
PJ: Ok, that's it. You touch my hair-gel recipe one more time and I'm gonna make sure you NEVER need it again...
Mevie
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(9/17/05 5:07 am)
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PJ: Nuh-uh! Saruman Tryout scores here! Hands IN your pockets!
PhiePhie
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(9/17/05 5:10 am)
caption contest
PJ: Uh...you SURE your first-finger-fingernail is longer than mine, Chris?
Melody
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(9/17/05 5:12 am)
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Peter: Haha, no WAY are you palantiring MY paycheck for this month! Go get a job and get your own!
Christoper: Uh...ok...can I be Saruman then?
Peter: ...
Myelftoo
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(9/17/05 5:13 am)
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PJ: Argh! Lee! What'd I tell you about that flat-hand treatment you're getting yourself into?!
Percilla the Pink
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(9/17/05 5:14 am)
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Jackson: HA! I KNEW you were wearing your old pinstrip suit shirt underneath those robes! FRAAAANN!!
Orc2
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(9/17/05 5:15 am)
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Peter Jackson: No Chris, stop visualizing. You grab for Gandalf's head AFTER he attacks you...
Erisan
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(9/17/05 5:16 am)
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PJ: Hey, no way are you cheating on Christmas-Present-For-Directors day! I'm givin' this list to Santa Clause ONLY!
Amersion
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(9/17/05 5:18 am)
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PJ: Hey, hey, woa with the weapons there! Fingernails are pointed toward THYSELF only...
Tithar
Unregistered User
(9/17/05 5:22 am)
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Peter Jackson: Now Lee, I like to think that I've been VERY understanding up to this point about your feelings about your sudden death in Star Wars III, but this stuff with my paperwork is getting a little much...
PrinceTaldar
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(9/17/05 5:23 am)
caption contest
PJ: No, you may not be blonde. No, you may not be blonde. NO YOU MAY NOT BE BLONDE!!
Lee: *thinking* Man, this mind stuff really wears off as you get older...