Pippin: Wait a minute, how did this guy get my love note to Arwen?
(From background) Aragorn: You better run stupid hobbit. I'm going to bop you one on the side of the head.
Melphie
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(9/5/05 5:35 pm)
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Pippin: Is that a...million dollar pipe...?
Mevie
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(9/5/05 5:37 pm)
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Pippin found out the hard way that the only worse thing than meeting the actual Pharaoh of Egypt, is meeting the actual Pharaoh of Egypt when he is 20,000 years old.
PhiePhie
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(9/5/05 6:16 pm)
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Pippin: Oohhh, so THAT'S where my baton went...
Melody
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(9/5/05 6:18 pm)
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Instructor: And to your left, you will see the result of our latest diet program!
Pippin: Ohhh...that's right...I've heard about this...it's the new Toothpick Diet...
Myelftoo
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(9/5/05 6:19 pm)
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Pippin: Uh...Gandalf? Who's Jacob Marley?
Percilla the Pink
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(9/5/05 6:20 pm)
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Pippin: Hold it Gandalf, I think I found my missing dart...
Orc2
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(9/5/05 6:31 pm)
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P: *thinking* So THIS is how the dwarves did their shishka-bobs...
Erisan
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(9/5/05 6:32 pm)
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Pippin: Ch'yeah, I'd hate to be chopsticked to death too...
Amersion
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(9/5/05 6:35 pm)
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Pippin: Um...Gimli...I think the dwarves around here really need to get a different pencil sharpener...
Tithar
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(9/5/05 6:36 pm)
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I guess that this unfortunate encounter with the skeleton truly made Pippin realize once and for all what REALLY happens to all the other girls that try to thin themselves out in order to run for Miss USA...
PrinceTaldar
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(9/5/05 6:38 pm)
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Pippin: *clears throat* If I turn this little lever...would your head stay on?
Raimah
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(9/5/05 7:55 pm)
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Pippin: Oh boy...I think I found your missing arrow Legolas...
Gimli: WHAT?!
Faerlas
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(9/6/05 1:16 am)
Bad idea
Pippin: *reading* Turn the Arrow of Doom and win a prize. *shrugs and turns*
*CLUNK! CLANG CLANG CLANK CACLANK!*
Pippin: Ooops!
Shadowfax
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(9/6/05 11:37 am)
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Pippin: oooo what does this button do i wounder?
gondorianlass Registered Member
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(9/12/05 2:22 am)
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Pippin: Hmm, it says 'squeeze here'...okay...
What he neglected to notice was the rest of the sentence, "at your peril."
Mave
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(9/15/05 1:04 am)
RE: Don't touch it!
I want to touch it...
Vrosey88 Registered Member
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(9/15/05 1:38 am)
Re: Don't touch it!
Pippin *thinking to self*: So I guess dwarves really had off and on switches back then...
Reasonably Crazy
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(9/18/05 3:55 am)
oooh...
Pippin: Hey look, everyone! I found a plot device!
It wasn't the actual body that scared him, it was the note that said "The last person to steal my conditioner."
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
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