Legolas: Is that...the new L'Oreal HoneyLembas hair color? It is? EeeeeeeeeeeewwwwW!
Pippin
Unregistered User
(8/28/05 11:07 pm)
caption
Rohirrim #354: So this here, the bit that's pointing towards your face, that's the pointy end.
Legolas: yes THANK YOU! I would think I would know the pointy end by now!!!!!!
*a few minutes later*
Legolas: *examines his arrows* So....erm....*ahem*.....what's the pointy end again?
Namennayo
Unregistered User
(8/29/05 4:16 pm)
Caption
The horror hit Legolas like a ton of bricks. He hadn't been invited to attend the bachelor party--he had been invited to entertain.
LegolasLand
Unregistered User
(8/30/05 10:22 pm)
the ulitmate challenge
Eomer: So what's with the elf Aragorn?
Legolas: Are you talking to me?
Aragorn: uh-oh, you called him an elf
Legolas: Are you talking to me??
Aragorn: You shouldn't of done that...
Legolas: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME???
Aragorn: Now they're in for it...
Legolas: THEY CALL ME *MISTER* ELF!!!!
Kitsune
Unregistered User
(9/2/05 9:50 am)
Retort
I'm sorry for trying to think of something funny when all the good gags have already been used. If you dislike what I write that much just ignore it, ask LaWiseWoman to erase it, or write something better, which shouldn't be too hard considering that only *two* of my captions have ever made it to the Caption Page during the last *four*years* of visiting this site.
I'm very much aware of my own lack of humor compared to everyone else, thanks. That said, sorry for bringing the mood down.
Clio
Unregistered User
(9/2/05 9:28 pm)
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After Gimli lost the hairs he got from Galadriël, he pulled out a pair of Legolas's.
Mevie
Unregistered User
(9/3/05 1:24 am)
To Kitsune
(Oh dear, I'm deeply sorry if I offended you Kitsune. Truly, I do know your reasons for the idea crisis! I totally do! But like I said, some of my friends can be really touchy about that, and I'd hate for them to rag on you. And I don't think you have a lack of humor. Actually, your one for this one was very funny! Just keep up the good work, try around a little with your humor, and you'll be off to an awesome start. Believe me, I was once there myself... ideas will come!)
mushroomlover9
Unregistered User
(9/7/05 3:12 am)
caption contest
Legolas: No my cape is not tied to tight! Stop blaming me for eating your stupid Twinkie Eomer,because it's all over your horse's mouth.