Verily matters it no longer, it all seems to have fizzled out. And verily did he look like an accountant anyway. Verily was I too good for him anyway. Verily shalt all be happily pissed after boat club dinner....
The wasted Charmed Quirk of Fame, Glory and faaaaarrr too much wine.......
44.
Verily shall I be pissed off with work for verily did they force me to go to work in order to open up, even though I was on death's door (literally) having been bitten by an exotic bug and suffering from a form of anaphylatic (sp?) shock! And now they are refusing to give sick pay! I have a doctor's note and a copy of the perscription for the antihistamines I had to take - surely I should get sick pay? Who's with me on this one? All those in agreement say "Tomato!". - The Jacket Potato Of Swelling-up
45.
Tomato! I vote we form an army led by the evil rabbit and force them to surrender. If they will not surrender, I vote we attack them with irate customers, for they are truly the most vicious beings on the face of the earth. What's more, I beg forgiveness for ignoring you yesterday cos I wasn't really ignoring you I was asleep.
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
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(7/3/03 11:05 am)
46.
Tomato!
Aubergine!
-a random prophet of random randomness
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47.
Gooseberry, I forgiveth ye, for sleeping is an acceptable reason to ignore one's friends! However, Ballet Dancer and Gooseberry, verily am I disappointed that you did not show up to my FIRST EVER DINNER PARTY, but again forgiveness is granted! It went fabulously by the way, with everyone staying til one in the morning - no one wanted to leave! And my course was voted the best!!! Yay! - The Jacket Potato of Entertaining-ness
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 7/6/03 3:19 pm
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(7/5/03 10:49 pm)
48.Tomato!
Ahem... "Onle proper Olde English please", quoth Bob...
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Pedantic (Again)
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 351
(7/7/03 3:28 pm)
49.
Tomato. Verily.
On a totally other note, this prophet hereby prolcaims that Charlies Angels Two shalt be not as bad as you might think. Though verily shalt it be more fun to watch if you replace Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore with Taurus, Rhys and Darius respectively.
Verily also shalt Bruce Almighty still be mildly entertaining on the 5th viewing, but The Hulk begin to pale already from the 200th trailer viewing.
I say also unto anyone who knows or cares what I'm talking about that the two handsome mennn who weren't in the comic of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but are in the film are Tom Sawyer and Dorian Grey. Of course... token American and... um... Dorian Grey.
- The Author Of All That Has Finally Found Someone To Play Her That Isn't Winona Ryder, Who Was Really Only A Placeholder. It's Jennifer Conelly, Of Labyrinth, Dark Star And Much Pretty Lip Biting In Hulk Trailers.
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(7/13/03 9:19 pm)
50.Oh, shoulders shalt be buggered. For verily, when thou hath partaken in the ancient and noble sport of archery for pretty much 5 hours solid, thy body shalt object heartily the next day, and thou shalt be unable to lift thy left arm at all. Oh, and thou shalt also recieve some seriously painful sunburn on one - and only one - side of thy neck.
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The Sore ArcherEdited by: softer silence at: 7/13/03 9:20 pm
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
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(7/14/03 1:01 pm)
51.
Thou shalt learn how to teach sword-fighting. No, seriously. Thou really shalt. Thou shalt apply for a job as a music teacher and get told that no more music teachers are required but a fencing teacher ist. Thou shalt therefore take a two day crash course and then teach fencing.
Doth anyone else find this bizzarre? I doth not quite know how one gets from my CV (Literature student, likes classical music.....) to 'fencing instructor'. But there you go.
Who is Dorian Grey? And why ith not John Constantine in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Or verily at least Zatana or Swamp Thing?
Anyway. Thou shalt write long and rambling Truths with very little truth to them. And finish off with a deep statement, thusly: There IS no Truth.
- a random prophet of random randomness.
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52.
Verily shalt I ask what IS truth but a mere word? Is the fact that the word exists mean that truth itself does too? And if there is no truth, why does the word existeth? For verily that would be a lie and so there shall be no truth - and if that last statement is also a lie then there shall be truth which originated from a lie about truth not existing and thus verily who cares? For I no longer careth and that my fellow prophets IS the truth, therefore it exists! - The Jacket Potato Of Truthfulness.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 7/15/03 12:17 am
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(7/15/03 12:42 pm)
53.
And verily we deduce that indeed there ist no spoon.
Dorian Grey beeth the bloke from the Oscar Wilde story who had a self portrait done and then wished never to grow old and verily didst the portrait grow old instead of him. In the film he is a slightly eeevil immortal who spends all his time - and I quote - 'corrupting and destroying the British ruling classes'. Corrupting. Oscar Wilde. Also he's being played by Stuart Townsend, aka Lestat in Queen of the Damned...
Fellow prophets, ponder this information and then tell me thou dost not think it strange that he's been shagging the only GIRL in the film.
John Constantine ist the wrong period. It's all victoriana and saving the British Empire.
- the Author of all that is GAY! Hello! It's DORIAN GREY!
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
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(7/17/03 5:23 pm)
55.
Randomly didst this prophet think that that story had been written not be Oscar Wilde but by Ovid or Homer or someone similar. And no, I speaketh not about Homer Simpson, folks... And I think I might also have had Dorian Grey vaguely confused with Agnes Grey (which I had confused with the Tennant of Wildfell Hall (which, incidentally speaking, is also not the same thing as Wuthering Heights (please remind me why I'm studying Englinsh literature (not to mention how the hell I got into Oxford (don't you just love putting bracketed thoughts inside bracketed thoughts inside bracketed thoughts? (it's so cool)))))).
But yeah. Salmony ahem I mean Salome was bassed on a biblical thing, so...
And Oscar Wilde ith the coolest and so art Steven Fry and Jude Law. And that be-eth completely irrelevant, but hey.
Regarding John Constantine, OK then, so in that case why not Joanna Constantine? Or was she too early? Anyway, considering the whole Constantine in every generation type thing except the one during the first world war who had absilutely no magic at all whatsoever for some utterly ranodm but plotly reason, then surely there'd have been *a* random Constantine around at the time.
Or if not Constantine, then why not Edith as in and King Mob? Or Tom o'Bedlam? Although actually I suspect it still doesn't work cos doesn't LXG belong to Marvel? Or at least some Marvel derrivative? And anyway, only strange people have heard of them. But yeah. I'll have to write the fan-fic. When I've seen the film, that is.
And thusly yes it be-eth very strange that he's shagging the only girl in the film. He Dorian Grey not he John Constantine or even he Tom o'Bedlam. Who never shagged anything very much as far as I could tell.....
And there be-eth a spoon here. But now there Is No Spoon, because I've just broken it, because it wert made of plastic and I ran over it with the computer chair. And I know-eth not what a plastic spoon was doing on the study floor, but hey.
So yeah. That be-eth all for this truth (which DOTH exist, so therefore Truth must exist, so ner). All that remains is for me to say verily that I have verily not yet said verily even once in this truth. Verily.
Oooooh the numbering be-eth @#%$ again. This actually IS Truth 55, but we seem not to have had a Truth 54, so there must be a number twice somewhere. Oh well. I get the last word when I least expect it.
And thusly will I conclude the *th (forgotton what number we're up to.....) book of Truth in the traditionally pointless and strange fashion.
Why a duck? Why not a chicken?
- a really completely and utter random and slightly long winded prophet of really completely and utterly random and slightly long winded randomness
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