Verily shall it be noted that thy prophetic colleague wast so stressed that she failed to type in her username properly, and it still worked? It matters not, for I am no longer stressed, and have been saved by timely email from yonder Director of Studies, just generally being really nice.
Thou hast house keys already, oh Jacket Potato? Canst I now buy a hat? All shalt buy confetti, and hats.
The celebratory Charmed Quirk of Fame, Glory and Exam-ness
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 522
(5/29/03 1:17 pm)
23.
Verily shallt thou have finished thy exams before everyone else has even started theirs. Thusly have I finished my fisrt year of Uni ! Yay! - Bob who now has nothing whatsoever to do.
24.
Yes I have keys AND I know the code to his security system - we are getting kinda serious, and I think I'm falling for him quite badly!!! Today at 3:45 in the morning he left me in his bed and packed to go to Denmark and off he went (til Sunday) leaving his house in my hands!!!! Also at the mo, I'm quite drunk and have been playing the Playstation2 dance mat game for hours with some friends, and so am extremely tired! I have to be up in 5 hrs for a 10hr shift at work! She-ite! Apologies if this make no sense and rambles on! - The Jacket Potato of Inebriation!
(ps, any one who wants to see my man should go to www.gaydar.co.uk/cuteboyish though please note he is 33 and not 26 as it says. Also the pictures don't really do him justice but you'll get the general gist - he's lovely!!!)
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 5/30/03 1:23:20 am
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 422
(5/30/03 3:43 pm)
25.
Yay! Go Adam! Go tra-la-la through the daisies!
Thou shalt see Cabaret live on broadway and think it ith the best thing ever ever ever what with all the semi naked gay jewish preddy men and women and all the singing and dancing and things and stuff. And thusly shalt it also be tragic and scary and did I mention the coolest thing ever?????!!!!
But thou shalt fail to go see the statue of liberty on account of Rosie failed to get out of bed.
Oh, and she shalt lose her plane ticket too, and thusly all shalt lose and thou shalt have to traipse round manhattan looking for an STAtravel lest thou art stuck in the USA for the rest of ever. Fortunately not. But still. All shalt lose again.
- a random prophet of random randomness and the Author Of All That Is Pathetic And Ill.
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
26.
Tra-la-la!
Please may it be observed (IMOGEN!) my boyfriend is not blue!!! It is an arty picture! And he has other pics you can click on, in which he looks pretty normal (and pretty damn hot) which you failed to notice! Thou shalt use your eyes - God gave us two eyes to look twice! - The Jacket Potato Of Artyboyfriendness.
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 403
(6/2/03 7:53 am)
Re: 26.This prophet, although she shalt congratulate the Jacket Potato on his most blue and arty boyfriend, shall lament - and loudly - her lack of significant other. *cries*
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Having A Really Ugly Day
27.
Thou shalt wake up in a very cheerful mood this morning only to be reminded why you were so pissed of yesterday by a woeful typewriter! Whereupon thou shalt run home and lock thyself in thy room to study incessantly until the end of the exam period.
28.
Thou shalt apologise for the woefullness (?) - verily hath thou done thy first exam this morning, and art thou still alive. Verily shalt there be one down, and four more to go...
The knackered Charmed Quirk of Fame, Glory and Molecular Biology Exams.
29.
Thou shalt not talk about exams!!! Thou shalt not think about them when ye are meant to be enjoying oneself - ie taking a break to go on the internet - thou shalt completely block them out of your mind, at least for a short while!
I am missing my man of blueness - and so feeling blue myself - he is in Venice at the mo and is off to Barcelona tomorrow! Henceforth I shall be green, and clash beautifully with my man!!! Still am off to his ex's tomorrow for a video night! This is the ex who used to hate me because...
1. I split him and his last boyfriend up by pulling him in front of his man!!!
2. I totally mashed up his mobile (on the same night I might add!)
3. He is arch enemies with my old "friends"
4. He is my current man's ex and best friend (sound familiar Heeran...what weirdos stay best friends after theyve split up?)
So much progress has been made since...last night!!!
Oh yea, just ignore my extremely happy ranting - I'm just...extremely happy! - The Jacket Potato Of Extreme Happiness.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 526
(6/6/03 8:02 am)
31.
Thusly could i makesome very witty referance to fools in conjunction with ships and bastards here. however, most of you verily haven't read that particular book. - Bob.
Quantity of beauty required to launch a single ship - 1 Millihelen
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 405
(6/6/03 5:00 pm)
32.Umm.... yeah. Verily. *general apathetic noises*. Drained feelings prevail.
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As ExhaustedEdited by: softer silence at: 6/10/03 7:17 pm
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 428
(6/8/03 9:46 pm)
33.
So drained, in fact, that thou hast failed to sign thy last prophesy. - a random prophet of random randomness.
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
34.
Have just had the best week ever!!! Have had a friend over from America for a week, and we did everything! Crammed a month's activities into a week! And am really kinda missing him already (he left this morning) - he's a saggitarian like me, and we just got on soooo well! Anyway, must sleep soon - have had none, what with all the clubbing, pubbing, sex and not going home at all!!! - The Jacket Potato Of Exhaustion.
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 337
(6/10/03 2:22 pm)
35.
Verily shalt all interviews go something like this:
Them: Info
Me: Thankyou for info
Them: Question
Me: Answer
Them: More detailed info
Me: Thankyou for info
Them: See you tomorrow/September/whenever.
Me: Um?
Them: You've got in. Sorry, did we neglect to mention this?
For yea, verily didst my Carlisle and Odeon interviews both follow this pattern. I had agreed to show up tomorrow at 1 o clock before they'd actually spelt out the fact that I'd got the job. Ho hum.
- The Author Of All That Is Working
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 409
(6/10/03 6:20 pm)
37.Egocentricity verily ist a word. And yea, Ralph hath finished maths forevermore. Huzzah, in all directions! No more maths... ever!
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Joyfully Free
38.
Haha! Verily have I no more exams, and a real life again! All shalt sing out in praise and wonder, for lo! not only am I free, but verily have I a reciprocated crush for once! In vino, veritas, verily.
The joyful Charmed Quirk of Fame, Glory, Exam Freedom and Kisses
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 412
(6/13/03 2:50 pm)
39.Veni, visi, visa (I came, I saw, I put it on plastic....). Heh. Tell of thy crush, oh bouncy dancy one.
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Having Only One Exam Left, And That Shall Be Known As Physics
- The Jacket Potato Of Exhaustion.
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