Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for the 'Condenser's Guide To America'
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(5/1/03 10:20 pm)
22.
So yeah, verily. We're gonna be loyal to our anti-capitalist principles, and wear safety pins all day. Verily. - a random prophet of random randomness and the Author Of All That Is Punk
Oh woe is me, Oh woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree. Oh woe is me, Oh woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree. But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit Oh woe is me, Oh woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 457
(5/1/03 11:20 pm)
23.
Do not chew ink cartidges, even when apparently empty. - Bob.
Man On A Flaming Pie ...
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(5/2/03 11:01 am)
24.In a similar vein, do not chew on the end of thy previously reliable fountain pen as it will invariably fill thy mouth with icky-tasting permenant ink, and thy lips will be black all day, and people shall ask thee, "wherefore art thou wearing balck lipstick?" And thou shalt reply, "it's ink, you visually challenged fool!"
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Stained, alias SWSBHKAS, Just For Fun (SWSBHKASASWSBHKASJFF)Edited by: softer silence at: 5/2/03 11:01:46 am
ballet dancer of death Reporter for the 'Condenser's Guide To America'
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(5/4/03 12:21 am)
Re: 24.
Central Nothern USA shalt only be open from approixmately May 20th, and thusly shalt thou fail to see Whales, Yellowstone, Bears, Mount Rushmore and bicycles.
(We're going to try again with the Mount Rushmorage from Rapid City in two days time, but for now we're TRAPPED IN DEADWOOD! ARGH!
- a random prophet of random randomness which isn't as bad as all that really and The Author Of Two Elvis Impersonaters In As Many Meters (Just One Of The Reasons We Do Not Like Deadwood)
26.
Verily shalt the fact that it was called Deadwood have been a warning. Thou shalt avoid all dead wood, lest thou also end up marooned. Thusly shall that include tables, desks, and exam papers.
The anti-arboreal Charmed Quirk
ballet dancer of death Reporter for the 'Condenser's Guide To America'
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(5/4/03 11:37 pm)
27.
Verily, shalt thou REALLY not see Mount Rushmore. All tour bus type things shalt have phone numbers which shalt be 'busy' which thou shalt with good reason assume means 'non-existant.' See prophecy number 25.
Meanwhile thou shalt eat baked potatoes in Deadwood in the rain for breakfast at half past four, since one thing we do like ist lovely comfy beds. And thusly did we fail to get out of them this morning.
- The Author of All That Is Poked and a randomly making me squeak prophet of randomly poking randomness.
Eek!
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
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(5/5/03 9:22 am)
28.
Shoes and shirts shall be worn at all times. - Megalomaniac Bob.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
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(5/6/03 8:46 pm)
29.
In keeping with the current trend, the prophet Bob shallt now be known by an extremely long and cumbersome name. - The Holiest Ever Bob Of Sensational Sermonising.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 473
(5/6/03 8:53 pm)
30.
In keeping with the current trend, The Holiest Ever Bob Of Sensational Sermonising shallt now be known only by an anagram of the long and cumbersome name previously assumed. - THEBOSS.
Man On A Flaming Pie ...
Posts: 373
(5/7/03 7:38 am)
30.Oh ha ha Bob, very clever.
On a more pioneering note, this prophet proposeth that a full-scale search party, complete with policemen (and women), big lights and possibly bloodhounds, should be sent out to search for the mysterious Girl in a Gooseberry Bush who appeareth to be MIA. Or AWOL. Or even DOA, tis too early to tell. All those with me, say "verily!"
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Lieutenant Colonel Ralph
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
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(5/7/03 11:27 am)
32.
Any minute now you'll be asking us to bring our own horses! - THEBOSS.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
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(5/7/03 11:31 am)
33.
On a totaly unrelated note, I predict the sudden outbreak of a rash of small, contained fires over the next few weeks. - THE BOSS.
34.
Verily shalt all prophets go to Germany during the long vacation to mess around in someone else's lab and get paid for it. Verily shalt all prophets be feeling very pleased about this, for they shalt discover new proteins, gene regulators and the identity of the Girl in the Gooseberry.
The temporarily teutonic Charmed Quirk
35.
Thou shalt never leave thine guinea pigs in the garden lest they looketh perturbed. - The Vampire Scarabus, who gives up on using his once unique way of signing off and shall henceforth be known as "The Artist formally known as TGITVS formally known as TRKOTGITGVS formally known as TSTBVS formally known as THVS formally known as TDVS formally known as TVS" who shall henceforth be known as Jacket Potato.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 5/7/03 9:54:32 pm
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for the 'Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 307
(5/7/03 10:46 pm)
35.
Verily shalt X-Men 2 be showing in many places in Chicago. Verily shalt the prophets pick the wrong bus to get on to try and find one of the many places it be-eth showing. Verily shalt one prophet still be sleepy although she got up at half past one... verily shalt all the prophets clothes finally be clean for the first time since Portland... verily shalt a prophets glasses be stepped on and bent and now fixed but perspective has still spooned and I don't know why... verily verily verily verily life is but a dream.
Where is the girl in the goosebury?
- The Author of all that is Confused, Sleepy, Grieving (not me, him), And Walking Into Things Because Her Perspective Is @#%$, and a randomly failing to see X-men 2 prophet of random randomness.
Man On A Flaming Pie ...
Posts: 374
(5/11/03 8:51 pm)
36.Charmed Quirk, I call on thy momentuously vast knowledge... who is this famed (said like it's got a little accent on the e, fay-med) Girl in the Gooseberry Bush? Hast thou extracted her?
~She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Having A Wibbly Line
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 315
(5/12/03 10:12 pm)
36.
Henceforth shalt it be known that a compass is required to navigate any American (or Canadian) city. Verily shalt all directions be given thusly:
'West on Blah street for two blocks... south on Thing avenue for three blocks then turn north east, close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin round three times widdershins and speak thusly - 'Where the hell are we? Why didn't we buy that compass in San Francisco?!?''
- The Author Of All That Is Lost, and a randomly losing prophet of random randomness.
360,021,547,858,221,533.23
I have decideth to be picky for once - please noteth that in this book of truth, the numbering of verses has been completely phucked! This does not bothereth me, I just thought I'd point it out! Oh yea, and this verse (whichever it is, I haventeth the foggiest) shall henceforth be known as the 360,021,547,858,221,533.23th verse (A plate of sausages for any prophet who can put that number into words!). - The Jacket Potato Of Pickiness.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 5/13/03 11:03:56 pm
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