softer silence Registered User
Posts: 349
(4/24/03 4:29 pm)
The Seventh Book Of Internet Truth - 1.Verily, once again it is I who hath started a new Book of Truth. It shall be henceforth recognised that this prophet ruleth.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The QueenEdited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 4/28/03 9:05:45 am
Thou shalt not notice Easter going past until thou art in Portland and suddenly everything is shut and you ask why and people give you a strange look and say 'it is easter sunday, you fool'. - a random prophet of random randomness and The Author Of All That Is Trying To Make The Digital Camera Work And Thusly Not Really Posting.
3.Buggeration. This foolish prophet hath, in her excitement, mis-titled the entire book. She shall pay pennance, shouldst any other prophet wish to dole it out.
- Shall Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Slightly Embarrassed
4.
Softer, I sentence you to 6 weeks in a small shack with Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. I know this is harsh and for that I apologiseth, but it is the only punishment that matches up to your extreme stupidy. Thou shalt suffer. - TDVS who shall henceforth be known as The Harsh Vampire Scarabus who shall henceforth be known as THVS.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 4/30/03 7:33:21 pm
5.
Whales mayst only be watched until April the 27th and after May the 2nd. Thusly shalt the prophets not see any. Thusly shalt we save much money but... nyeh.
- The Author Of All That Is Whale-less, and a randomly whale-less prophet of random randomness.
6.
Thou shalt...know what to say when trying to speak words of wisdom. Phuck. Thou shalt not make pointless points cos verily that would be pointless. Verily verily verily, thrice verily. - THVS
(However, thou shalt find a rather nice picture of spike and spend ages trying to work out how to put it in your entry! And then it fail abysmally! And thou shalt also fail to be able to spell!)
7.
Thou shalt not make a good first impression when one is sleepy and being attacked by the monty python rabbit. -
The prophet who will be forever hounded by the evil rabbit
Edited by: The Girl in the Gooseberry at: 4/27/03 9:48:05 pm
8.
Thou shalt always eat monty python rabbits, regardless of whether ye are vegitarian or not. Thou shalt eat them with carrots and hot cross buns smothered in strawberry sauce and pepper. - THVS who shall henceforth be known as The Strange Taste-Budded Vampire Scarabus who shall henceforth be known as TSTBVS
9.
I henceforth declare this day, the last Monday in April, to be a holy day. All shall celebrate or die. - Bob the God.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 4/28/03 9:09:03 am
Thou shalt run out of time before thou gettest to post thy Americle update, thereby sending thy prophetic companion scurrying in search of dollar bills. We havest a five - lo and behold one trip to the hostel front desk later - appearest as if by magic five dollar bills!
- The Author Of All That Is Broke, and a randomly scurrying prophet of random randomness.
13.
All shalt welcome yonder newest prophet, and said evil rabbit. Verily are there severe Donnie Darko undertones.
All shalt also spectularly fail to keep track of the ever changing name of thy prophetic companion, who may or may not be vampirically based. Verily art thou sorry.
The socially challenged Charmed Quirk
14.
I too welcome the newbie. Welcome O Girl entrapped within the gooseberry - amaze us with your knowledge; teach us older, more senile prophets, something new and interesting - liberate us from the mundane routines we have fallen into. Henceforth, The Girl in the Gooseberry shalt be considered our saviour - bow down to her, and accept her coming!!! - TSTBVS who shall henceforeth be known as The Rather-Keen-On-The-Girl-In-The-Gooseberry Vampire Scarabus who shall henceforth be known as TRKOTGITGVS.
15.
OK, verily art thou no longer sorry, for now is thy prophetic companion being a pest. It shalt however be noted that his latest pseudonym includes GIT in great big capital letters....
But the saviour of the Gooseberry will be welcomed. Better, by me. And lo, did the word 'Nyeah nyeah' resound o'er the hills.....
The randomly antagonistic Charamed Quirk
17.
Henceforth The Charmed Quirk shalt be known as The I-Can't-Even-Spell-My-Own-Name Quirk, who shall henceforth be known as TICESMONQ. - TRKOTGITGVS who shall hanceforth be known as The Gorgeous Intelligent Terrific Vampire Scarabus who shall henceforth be known as T-GIT-VS who shall henceforth be known as TGITVS.
19.
Henceforth all typos shalt be condemned! - TGITVS
ballet dancer of death Reporter for the [i]Condenser's Guide To America[/i]
Posts: 389
(4/30/03 10:36 pm)
20.
They shalt not be condemned! They shalt be shot without trial! And then shalt the evidence be eaten by the evil monty python rabbit! Gwahahahaha!
Also, may the first, right? Thou all knowest it as labour day, when all the anti-capitalists come out during the day-light and plant dope in the cracks in the paving stones around big ben and stuff, thusly causing amusing headlines about Big Ben and Little Weed. Anway, I've drifted off the point... here in Boseman, Montana, shalt May the 1st be known as Loyalty Day, and all shalt be expected to show their loyalty by saying the pledge of allegience at the neares stars-and-stripes.
A random prophet of random disloyalty and the Author of all that is running out of time. Bugger.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 448
(5/1/03 3:51 pm)
21.
All shallt be loyal. Thou canst decide on thine own what to be loyal about, but loalty is what we want and loyalty's what we're verily gonna get. - Bob the Gob.
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