Weather shalt be really rather wonderful when one is stuck inside a horrible humid building serving rude and annoying customers, but will no doubt be really crappy when one finally gets a day off work. Sods Law shalt strike AGAIN! - TDVS who shall be muchly pissed off if the weather is shite tomorrow!
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 4/6/03 6:16:13 pm
43.
All prophets shall wear light blue and cheer rapturously whilst surreptitiously drilling holes in the Oxford boat. Not that we're biased or anything. - The suddenly-come-over-all-uni-flag-waving-stereotypish Charmed Quirk
Edited by: The tapdancing typewriter at: 4/6/03 12:23:24 am
44.
Thou shalt be absolutely right about the weather but have a great day anyway. Thou shalt also be torn between which friend to support when their universities come up against each other! Thou shalt remain neutral and cheer for the police boat instead. - A very tired but happy prophet, TDVS.
45.
a) Thou shalt endeavour not to look too gutted when thy friends in yonder Cambridge boat come in 0.05 seconds (fact!) behind said Dark Blue boat. Verily will we get them next year.
b) When faced with conflicting loyalties, verily shalt thou support the boat of the friend that is present and hath priorly bought you a drink.
c) Thou shalt be under the impression that TDVS hath cheered for Aberdeen?
d) Thou shalt not wear heels to the Boat Race, lest thou returnst with more blister than toe.
- The mildly moping Charmed Quirk.
vampirescarabus Registered User
Posts: 65
(4/10/03 10:48 pm)
47.
Henceforth all dictators shalt be torn limb from limb by inebriated cockroaches. - A rather proud to be English prophet, TDVS.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 4/10/03 10:49:52 pm
48.
All hail Matt, for he hath looked after Bob's computer over the holls, and he also has angel hair. - Bob.
Argh my cat, my cat, my cat
Argh my cat has gone kersplat
Now my fish will have nothing to squish
Argh my fish, my fish, my fish
Argh my fish has gone kersquish
Now my cat will have nothing to splat
Very odd poetry, courtesy of Seran.
49.
Henceforth shalt it be observed that Jackie Chan looketh more like Rhys than Mother Theresa doth. Also Halle Berry looketh surprisingly much more like Rhys than Jackie Chan, and soforth.
- The Author of all that Looketh More Like Jackie Chan than Mother Theresa and a randomly sleepy prophet of random randomness
vampirescarabus Registered User
Posts: 69
(4/16/03 12:07 pm)
50.
Thou shalt always book off work the only 2 weeks in April which have really rather wonderful weather and then proceed to the hottest spot in the UK to enjoy it! - A rather smug prophet, TDVS.
51.Oh, verily verliy, this prophet hath been in the USA, randomly miles and miles away from yonder prophets who resideth also in that most war-like of countries.
Cockroaches, inebriated or otherwise, shall be found on the curtain of thy bathroom in the Quality Hotel, NYC. These insects shall be shut in the bathroom and described to thine insectophobic peers as being the size of alsations, with great slobbering fangs. Henceforth shall all cockraoches be named Woof, and lamented when they disappear.
Thou shalt remember that information when thou art booking thy NYC hostel. We haven't had any cockroaches yet. But we have had a bar directly below our room, and porn shops on either side, and evil brummie townies who gave me a cold and showers that don't work &c. Not all in the same hostel, thank @#%$, but all in San Francisco. - a random prophet of randomly mostly not too shite hostels randomness and the Author of All That Is Currently Sitting In A Doorway With A Nosebleed.
53.
Thou shalt not look for pictures of nude men on the internet with thy 14 year old sister - especially when slightly inebriated - it can get rather embarrasing! - a slightly tipsy prophet, TDVS.
54.
Verily shalt thou give in to thy urge to post a truth saying only that the end of the book is nigh. Even though it is extremely pointless. Nay, tis not pointy. Unlike Zerrin.
- The Author Of All That Is Pointy
55.
Thou shalt finally get the last word in a Book of Truth! Wahahaha. And thou shalt say someting profound to mark the occasion - let me think: Thou shalt always eketh out thy supply of chocolate Easter eggs lest thy be left eggless and nauseous by lunch time. - A rather fat, sickly prophet TDVS.
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 4/23/03 5:03:56 pm
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