Thou shalt sign thy posts in the correct manner, with a full-stop and a dash, as it has been decreed. Or maybe it hasn't been decreed yet. But it has now. Like this. - a random prophet of random randomness
44.
Thou shallt freak out when thou dost realise thine exam results come out on the morrow. All minions shall pray for Bob to get good marks ..... and for the previously mentioned small contained fire to spread slightly over to the papers for the test on wednesday. - PyroBob.
45.
Thou shallt pass all thy exams. In fact thou shallt even get a first in some of them. A roomful of micellaneous Kinder products to all minions as reward for praying so well. - Bob-Who-Only-Missed-A-First-By-One-Bloody-Percent.
46.
Verily shalt thou NOT offend the Vampire, or indeed any vampire. It ist a bad idea, for verily wilt they decide to mutiny and not perform their plotly functions.
- The Author Of All That Is By Rights Already Too Tall Without The High Heeled Boots, And All That Is Very Screwed Up But Only In The Paragraph Breaks, And Verily Also All That Is A Bit Like Spike Only With The Actual Evil Swopped For General Cowardice.
... check for spoilers... OK.
Edited by: Vitriolic Butterfly at: 2/27/03 7:49:15 pm
47.
Thou shalt have so many things thou wishest to write that thou shalt be able to procrastinate from writing any of them by failing to write the others. Thou shalt therefore give up on writing and play the clicky game until thou hast completely buggered up thy wrist, at which point thou shalt say oww. - a random prophet of random randomness
49.
All shalt send greetings to the Vampire, but protest that thou didst tell him of the Books, and that he wasn't listening.
All shalt thus be pleased that thou art no longer 'the new kid'. -The Charmed Quirk
50.
Right. I must point out some things in these here Books Of Truth.
1) First and foremost, to TVS: we do not name our prophesies. They shall have but a number to their titles. After all, did the ten commandements have titles?(The one about coveting, the one about murder, etc)?
2) The ballet dancer shouldst watch her spelling of "dye", when in refenrence to her hair, lest she wish for my minions to come and kill it.
3) Butterfly - nowhere in these books does it permit prophesy number 38 to be reffered to as Re: 37. Watch thyself.
4) CottonWoolFairy - watch thine Olde English. The word "thy" is used before a word that beginst with a consonant - "thine" is only used for words that start with a vowel. Therefore, thou shouldt have said "thy hair", not "thine hair". Hahaha.
5) Salutations to the Vampire.
6) I have no voice. Alas, I must therefore resort to whispering, and lying in bed feeling like some vile cad hath inserted large hot things into my throat.
7) By the powers vested in me by my fluffy fluffy cat, I shall defy the ballet dancer's decree, and sing my prophecies off thusly:
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The Prophet Who Puts Her Name On The Next Line Down, Just To Annoy All The Other Prophets, And Because My Cat Told Me Too
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
51
Thou shalt not just tell The Vampire of the existance of the internet books of truth, thou shalt also tell him how to find it, after all the internet is vast in size and the chances of one accidently stumbling across it is so small it may as well be zero. Also, a lesson I learnt last night - avoid joining in with group kissing sessions if thou wishest to avoid sore lips . - TVS
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 3/2/03 11:18:02 pm
53
I am muchly sorry if I have offended anyone! Henceforth I shall keep such words of wisdom to myself, and not share with you other, more sensitive prophets. Again I muchly apologise. - TVS
54.
Vampire: thou shouldst know that at least one prophet was not offended by thine amorous prophesy. I say congratulations on getting some action.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Slightly Morose And Bitter
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
55.
Aha! A ha ha ha ha ha! Henceforth shall this prophet get the last prophesy in the book, and thusly shall she gloat and be smug at all the other, more sluggish prophets that hath failed to get in there first! Ahahaha!
- She Who Shall be Hereby Known As the Early Bird
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
. - TVS
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