Verily shalt all prophets wonder whether there is any link between the small controlled fire and subsequent cancelling of Bob's exams, and Bob's presence in the vicinity. I smelleth a Bob the Rat.
- The Author Of All That Is Suspicious.
23.
A new national sport for Prophets shall be declared: Bobbing for Rats.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Rather Cruel And Vaguely Insanitary
Edited by: softer silence at: 1/24/03 11:46:27 am
24.
Thou shalt stop being so damn suprised when writing evil things about thy characters makes them fall over. - a random prophet of random doom, death, and destruction, and verily also other things that do make people fall over
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 1/27/03 10:05:43 am
26. - The Return
Thou shalt feel the pain of having a chicken hammered through thy feet. Squawk.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ruthless
(if any of fellow Prophets see-eth my Ruth, please direct me to her...)
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
30.
Verily! Verily verily verily! Especially seeing as how she hast edited my post without my permission or even explaining why or what! - a random prophet of righteous indignation
Prophets of the world beware! All those who unite against the one true Bob shall die a messy and painful death. I have mobilised my minions, and have been taking tips from the battle scenes in The Two Towers. - Ruthful Bob, also known as The One True Bob, also known as TOTB.
33.
Regardless of how it might seem, verily I did not nick my name from Top Of The Pops. It doesn't stand for that, remember. Don't call me that. Any minion who calls me that shall be summarily executed. It's 'The One True Bob'. Not 'Top Of The Bobs'. No jokes now.- TOTB.
34.
Verily!! Bu verily also shalt prophets regularly remind themselves that they are pacifists, who are shall go-eth on an international peace march in but a mere fortnight. And thus, alas shall the proposed declaration of (muchly fun-sounding) war be replealed. Long live peace.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ghandi
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
35.
Ruthless Bob, MY minions are a fully trained and combat experienced full blown medieaval army complete with magical powers and enchanted swords. YOURS on the other hand are a misfit bunch of incompetent space-criminals and children's party organisers who could not fight their way out of a wet paper bag. My minions LAUGH in the face of your minions. Hysterically.
Which is probably a good thing, now I think about it. What with the whole your minions being comedy characters thing.
So. Though I agree with She Who Shall Be Known As Too Good To Be True - ahem, I mean Ghandi - and her pacifist stance, it would serve you well to remember that my minions mean business (although they're not fans of being described as minions, and Dari is eyeing the balloon animals slightly nervously...).
Here endeth the lesson. - a randomly pacifist prophet of randomly warlike random randomness
37.
Thou shalt wimp out of getting a really dramatic hair cut at the last minute and cut so little from thy hair that no-one will actually ever be able to tell, unlest they art measuring it with a really accurate tape measure. Thou shalt be forced to sit through the Cheeky Girls Song three times whilst thou art having said microscopic amount of hair cut, and thou shalt remember exactly why it is that it has been nearly half a decade since thou wert last in a hairdressers.
Thou shalt still wonder vaguely whether thou shouldst die it an interesting colour, but thou shalt come to the conclusion that if thou art going to, thou shalt find a better hairdresser than townies-r-us.
Thou shalt then post long and ranty thruths about the whole experience. - a random prophet of random randomness
Re: 37.
Verily, if one wishest to cut (slightly) and dye (dramatically, for Red Nose Day) one's hair, one must in fact go into a hairdresser's. And verily shalt one admit to a slight case of hairdresser-phobia, mostly down to inexperience.
40 - Thou shalt not offend The Vampire.
Thou shalt not write four and a half books of internet truth without even telling me of its existance! And now, ye shall all fall to your knees and apologise most sincerely for offending The Vampire that is Scarabus. I forgive you my children. Peace be with you. - TVS
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 2/25/03 8:02:28 pm
41 - Thou shalt no believe your computer!
Thou shalt not believe what your computer tells you - if it tells you something has failed, do not believe it! It is a fraud! Be warned. - TVS
Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 2/25/03 8:03:40 pm
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