23.
i. Prophets shouldst not post things like that, for then when thou singest a song in thy school choir that goes "go down, go dooooooowwwn on your boat on the waaaaaater" thou shalt get very odd images that makest thou laugh in rehearsals, earning the contempt of thy conductor, who verily is really nice.
ii. Thou shalt totally forget how to walk, and fall down a flight of stone steps three time in one day, for verily it shall make thee laugh raucously at thine own stupidy.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Bruised.
Re: 23.
Yea verily, Blow, Gabriel, Blow! - a randomn prophyet of random randomness with the random mouse wire randomly stretched accross the random keyboard.
25.
*sigh*... thou shalt fall dowm the stairs. Again. And thou shalt phuck up thine ankle, and wind up with crutches which kill thy shoulders. *double sigh*.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Bruised-er
26.
Thou shalt go up the stairs and down the stairs and up the stairs and down the stairs and up the stairs and down the stairs and up the stairs and down the stairs and up the stairs and down the stairs. - No-More-Knees-Bob.
28.
Thou shallt go up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill and up the hill. - Bob Sweats-A-Lot.
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(9/27/02 12:20 pm)
30.
Thou shalt, quite simply, be mightily confused.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Confused (surprise!)
Thou shalt quote Eddie Izzard (badly), even if thou art not talking about showers or turny buttons, and even if thou knows no more about him than the random quotes on the Author's computer. - a random prophet of random randomness
33.
Thou shalt insist that thy mother find her own damned hotel accommodation when she hath booked a cheap flight to the middle of nowhere, or else shalt thou be forced to spend four hours trawling the internet searching for B&Bs in Holland.
Thou shalt also feel extremely sheepish when thy sibling goes online and finds one in ten minutes flat.
The travel sick Charmed Quirk
36.
Thou shalt do all of the following:
i) Fail to write.
ii) Fail to do thy coursework.
iii) Fail to do any kind of work at all.
iv) Wonder why thou art using roman numerals.
v) Observe that most of the entries in the Books of Truth begin with "thou shalt..." and are therefore alarmingly like the 10 commandments.
vi) Wonder how much it would cost to get 188 Truths inscribed on 39 stone tablets.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Unproductive And Vaguely Biblical.
37.
Thou shalt pack for uni. Ideally not the night before, after thou returnst from Holland.
Thou shalt also have spent so much of the last fortnight travelling, that thou shalt question whether thou actually livest here, or if it's a hotel pretending.
The footloose Charmed Quirk
39.
It is wise to learn all european languages, for verily thou shalt never know where thou ist going to end up.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Polyglot, Oui?
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