Thou shalt not use a big word where a diminuitive one will suffice.
Thou shalt also be greatly pleased when thou seest that thou hast prophecy number 42, since it is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
The exultant Charmed Quirk
Edited by: The tapdancing typewriter at: 7/31/02 10:33:24 pm
43.
Re:41.
All prophets shalt dye their hair. For verily art the Author and I planning to do so next time we're both in London. Red and black, respectively. That is to say, she shalt go red(er), and I shalt go black. Huzzah! And now I've posted this, we can't back out...
- a random prophet of random randomness
46.
Thou shalt be greatly alarmed by the immense variability of English weather. Thou shalt also be a stupid prat and poke thyself in the eye with a needle, and henceforth thou shalt have a bloodshot eye when thou goest to babysit. Thy nose shalt run. Groo.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Stupid
47.
Thou shalt sit on the steps that go down to the river-path on the Thames and be slightly freaked by the fact that the place where thou wast walking last week is currently under about five foot of water. Especially since it hath managed not to rain whilst thou was actually watching... - a randomly dry random prophet of random randomness.
49.
And Bob returned from that void into which he had sunk, and his fellow prophets cried out to him "Verily! Where hast hou been?" and he replied " I have sunk into a great void but yet I have returned ... and don't call me Verily." - Bob.
50.
Verily shalt typing olde-English feel very odd after thou hast been to see Twelfth Night... and Twelfth shalt verily spoon!
Also shalt thou not notice any flooding, although possibly 'tis by dint of living half way up a big hill.
- The Author Of All That Concerns Cross-Dressing and/or Mistaken Identities
51.
All shalt commend the Author for her cultural efforts and general personal betterment. All shalt similarly cringe when the realisation dawns that thy last literary activity was reading a Sweet Valley High book whilst bored last week, left from when thou wert a mere eight summers.
The culturally challenged Charmed Quirk
Verily, it seemeth to be a law of nature that boys do looketh better in skirts than girls do. For verily doth Ben Fulbrook have fantastic legs, and verily doth Joel look better in a mini-skirt than almost anyone else in a mini-skirt. a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 8/14/02 4:37:50 pm
54.
If thou dost not wear suncream, verily wilt thy nose go bright red (oh author of all that is good...). - a randomly unsunburnt prophet of random randomness.
55.
a) Thou shallt survive Summer School whith thy throat intact.
b) Thou shallt forget how to spell throat (throut, throught, througt, throgt). - Bob.
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