Thou shalt also take issue with the trigger-happy referee, even though the team he didst @#%$ around with didst win in the end. And the prophet spoke thusly: 'What is with that guy?'
- The Author Of All That Is Sent Off For Practically Nothing
Re: 22.
The referee shalt get his eyes tested. And verily, award the f*cking penalty! And also verily shalt only give red cards when players foul each other, and not merely when he feels like it. - a randomly unbiased but nonetheless pissed off with the ref even though Brazil deserved to win really prophet of random randomness.
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/22/02 4:10:04 pm
24.
Thou shalt counsel thy minions thus: When thou art playing against a team with only ten men, thou shalt bloody well try and make use of the extra man.
Ne'ertheless shalt all prophets be proud of thy team, particularly when they play Brazil and aren't hammered too badly.
Lastly, thou shalt question the parentage of the referee when he doth grossly overreact to an only mildly dodgy tackle with a red card.
The mournful Charmed Quirk
25.
And thou shalt also say 'I always knew there was no way Henry deserved a red card even though I didn't actually see that match.' And lo! the prophets shall condemn the referee (and David Beckham has just descorved him in the iron maiden...) - a random prophet of random randomness.
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/24/02 2:27:24 pm
26.
All prophets shalt hereby lose. I apologiseth, that wast not what I wast going to say. Verily, thou shalt not panic before thy English exams. Not even if it's closed text and thou knowest one quote for each text... um... verily... no panicking.
22.
Thou shalt be mildy surprised when thou discovereth that thou dost not actually hate the World Cup, as thou hadst previously thought. Thou shalt henceforth resign thyself to a sort of muted enthusiasm.
Thou shalt also be mildy surprised at the fact the the prophetic numbering system hath gone to pot. Regardeth, and thou shalt see.
- She Who Shall Hereby Not Cheer When Owen Scores, But Shall Merely Smile Surrepticiously (Which Is Spelt Right!)
Re: 22.
Verily, we prophets do seem to like the number twenty two, don't we? But if thou consultest thy books of truth, thou wilt see that the number after 22. shalt be known as re:22, on the gounds that the actual number that comes next (thou knowest of which number I speak, 22a, also known as 24-1) smells a funny colour. Or something like that. - a random prophet of random randomness.
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/25/02 11:44:38 pm
22.
Thou shalt honour 22 and keep it holy. For on the 22nd day, was the platypus created, and the prophets did look upon it and think that it was good. - a more than usually random prophet of random randomness. Fnarp.
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(6/27/02 5:03 pm)
30. (for verily, it is the correct number)
Forsooth! Since when have platypuses (platpi) said fnarp?
- She Who SHall Be Hereby Known as Marsupial-Girl
32. (for verily 30. was not the correct number...
... remember that the total number of truths is one more than that listed on the front)
32a. Verily do platipi say Fnarp if Jesus de Sade gets his hands on them, although verily mayest thou not know what the f*ck I'm going on about.
32b. If thou art a tennis player, thou shalt have only two facial expressions. Depressed or psychotic. Unless thou art Greg Rossetski, in which case thou canst add pretty damn cheerful considering to thy repertoire. - a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/28/02 7:23:34 am
33a. Verily, I actually do understand what thou talkest about! Huzzah!
33b. I apologise for the number confusion - I repent, most heartily. I hope that thou (pl.) can find it in thy hearts to forgive this most unworthy of prophets.
33c. I've lost.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph
35.
Thou shalt not be surprised when thy Swamp Thing comic book, mostly concerned with the apocalypse and featuring John Constantine, turneth out to be rather nasty most of the way through. Thou shalt, however, slash Mr Bingley and Mr Darcy at all available moments. Also shalt thou do a double take when a serial killer, talking about his thirty-second victim's (eyes especially), describeth Taurus.
Thou shalt post random posts if thou bloody well wantest to.
- The Author of All That Is Good
36.
If at first you DO suceed, try not to look so damn shocked.
And yea verily have I nicked that truth of the Charmed Quirk, but hey, she hadn't posted it yet, and she's now in Malawi, and anyway, it's suddenly relevant on account of Peter Piper. Like the Author said, thou shalt post random posts if thou bloody well wants to. - a random author of John Constantine and at least one apocalypse type thing random prophet of random randomness.
Re: The Third Book Of Internet Truth - 1.
Thou shalt crack up at the mention of teapots (in relation to a hey and a ho).
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The Lover's Lass
39.
Thou shalt be morally indignant (and a bit amused) when thou discover that thy fellow prophet hath callously swiped thy pearls of advice off thy email signature.
Ne'ertheless, thou shalt be so pleased that thou art back from Malawi and that thy word lives on through plagiarism, that thou shalt refrain from declaring war.
The now considerably more tanned and virtuous feeling Charmed Quirk
40.
Thou shalt post immediately upon returning to the country. And thou shalt try to remember that when thou art in England thou dost not have to speak in German. - ein randomly Deutsch prophet of random randomness. Jawohl!
41.
a. Thou shalt welcome thy roaming prophets back to the fatherland. Motherland. Parent-or-guardian-land.
b. Guardian shalt henceforth spoon.
c. Thou shalt steal large amounts of little light-up thingies from the warehouse that thou hath been working in.
d. Thou shalt feel guilt about not feeling guilty about stealing.
e. Thou shalt dye thy hair! Huzzah!
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The One With The Blue-Rimmed Face
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