Oooh, verily, can I bloweth up exams too? Failing that, I think I'll blow up the trumpet in Zion. Blow, Gabriel, blow! Kabooom! Whoosh! Hehehehe! - a randomly insanely ranting prophet of random randomness who's randomly gone just a bit psycho
43.
Thou shalt finally beat Argentina 1:0, and thus everybody especially Cassius and Taurus shalt shag with relief.
- The Author of All That Is Beckham.
44.
Thou shalt suddenly notice that thy and thy fellow prophets have failest to keep truths from the First Book relating to the numbering of prophesies, specifically:
Verse 4, Book 1: The number 3 shalst be declaired evil and unholy and shalst never be used in the context of the books of truth. Henceforth and for all eternity, it shall be known as re:2.
And also:
Verse 23, Book 1:Thou shallt always skip number 22, since it smelleth funny.
Since we have sinned thusly, I sentence us all to death by spooning. Let he who is guiltless throw the first spoon.
- a randomly repentant random prophet of random randomness.
45.
Thou shalt cunningly schedule thy travel vaccinations such that they are spaced out and collide with neither England matches nor exams, (save that thou enjoyest having 5 different toxins in your left leg simultaneously), lest it hurt like hell.
She of Immunity with the Limp Edited by: The tapdancing typewriter at: 6/7/02 10:53:06 pm
46.
Thou shalt endeavour to think up better prophetic name, lest thy prior name sound too much like that of another prophet.
A mildly plagirising Charmed Quirk
Edited by: The tapdancing typewriter at: 6/7/02 11:09:48 pm
47.
Verily, maybe mildly plagirising Charmed Quirk shouldst throw the first spoon, on account of how she hasn't been around long enough to sin and therefor must be guiltless. Unless of course, mildly plagerising counts as a sin, in which case, bang goes that idea... - a random prophet of random randomness.
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/8/02 8:07:25 pm
49.
Phuck peace! I hereby declare war on you all until 'Further Notice'. My minions, followers, subjects and various peoples are armed and at the ready. - Bob the Bloodthirsty.
51.
Hey, Bob the Buggering Bitchwhore from Birmingham (since you like alliteration so much...), I tried to create peace between the prophets, but you and your reckless spooning have scorned my every effort, so I hereby declare war upon you, your minions, and your minions minions unto the seventh generation. And I don't care that you declared it first, I'm declaring it louder! And with more panache! And my minions are better than your minions! So there! - a randomly violent and warlike although actually it's not so ranom seeing as she is declaring war at this point in time random prophet of random randomness (random)
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/9/02 4:18:47 pm
I declare that I am most guiltless, throw the aforementioned fifth spoon, and then declare war on you all! And so do the vampires etc! Ha ha ha, my minions are the best, being mostly immortal.
- the author of
1. all that is good, and
2. Galar, the Pack, etc! Bow before my evil minions! Or my good minions! Your choice!!!
53.
The moral of the story is: never throw spoons, because it leadeth to nuclear holocaust and other scary things. Bang.
- the Author of All that Is Good
thou Shalt alsO be eRRatic With tHy CapItaliSation. VeRIly.
54.
Thou shalt NEVER give up thine ideals! Thou shalt remain a pacifist no matter WHO declares war on thou. Verily, thou then shalt realise that what thou hast just said vould be described as sticking to thy guns. Thou shalt therefore snigger.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ghandi
55.
Author of all that is good: verily dost thou sound like Delirium when thou pOSteTh LikE tHIs. Nonetheless (spoon) and despite thy minions' immortality, I fart in your general direction. And then blow you up. Kaboom!
But I think that we should all exalt She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ghandi for her higher moral values. We should all learn a valuable lesson from her brave point of view. Before smiting her into teeny tiny pieces. KABOOOOOOOOOOM!
- a random prophet of random randomness.
PS HAHAHA I get the last words! And thusly I am the last prophet standing, and thou canst not smite me back...
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/9/02 4:29:07 pm
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