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ballet dancer of death
Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 548
(10/23/03 2:53 pm)


 40.
Fancy one of thy tutors is bad news. Fancying both is just greedy. Especially if she be-eth married and he be-eth gay. Thou've all heard this one already, me thinks, but since no one hath posteth a truth in many moons, I thought I'd reiterate, for verily ist reiteration good. - a random prophet of random randomness

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ballet dancer of death
Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 560
(11/3/03 12:01 am)


 Re: 40.
Thou shalt POST!!!!! - a random prophet of random randomness

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CottonWoolFairy
Your Friendly Neighbourhood
WebMistress
Posts: 614
(11/5/03 11:28 am)


 42.
Thou shallt GET THE PHUKING NUMBERS RIGHT!!!!! - Bob.

Vitriolic Butterfly
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 416
(11/5/03 2:03 pm)


 43.
Thou shalt STOP SHOUTING! :(

The Author Of All That Is Meepful.

softer silence 
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 489
(11/5/03 7:59 pm)


 44.
*whispers*..... is it safe to come out now?
For verily, the technology shalt be irredeeable @#%$, and thou shalt resort to using 56k to get onto thine internet. Alack! It be-eth waaaaaaay too slow for the liking of this prophet. Thy screen shalt also be buggered, and display in on;ly 256 colours, resulting in everything coming out all mottled-y, and icky. Yea.
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Technologically Impaired

Vitriolic Butterfly
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 417
(11/7/03 1:35 pm)


 45.
Verily be-eth windows evil bastards. Indeed, actual windows made of glass rather than the ones on thy computers. For if you shutest them thou shalt get muchly hot and feelest very ill. Turnwise, if thou openest them thou shalt be inundated with flies and other nasty buggy things.
- The Author Of All That Is Homicidal. Die Buggy Die!

ballet dancer of death
Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 566
(11/10/03 6:26 pm)


 Re: 45.
*whimper* thou didst not killeth the buggy, didst thou? Oh god... clear it up before the legs fall off.... - a phobic prophet of phobic phobicness

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softer silence 
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 497
(11/11/03 12:48 pm)


 46.
*waves a dead, 4 1/2-legged daddy long legs at the phobic prophet of phobic phobicness*
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Sadistic


The problem with having an open mind is your brains tend to fall out.
Vitriolic Butterfly
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 422
(11/12/03 1:03 pm)


 47.
In celebration of my spectacular finishing of an assessment a whole day early, I proclaim this day a half-holiday!
- The Author Of All That Is Smug and Headmisstressy

Vitriolic Butterfly
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 430
(11/25/03 3:50 pm)


 48.
Verily.
When thy tutor setteth thee assignments thou hast already half completed, thou shalt NOT, I repeatest, NOT point this fact out to her.
- The Author Of All That Is Caffine-starved. COFFEE COFFEE NOW NOW NOW

Edited by: Vitriolic Butterfly at: 11/25/03 3:52 pm
vampirescarabus
Obessive Compulsive Condenser
Posts: 126
(12/1/03 12:04 am)


 49.
Thou Shalt NEVER drink again! :o (except on 21st birthdays that is) - The Jacket Potato Of Hungover-ness

Edited by: vampirescarabus at: 12/1/03 12:07 am
softer silence 
Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 507
(12/1/03 3:57 pm)


 50.
Yea, shalt thy dad's jumpers be really warm and cuddly.
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The Wardrobe-Raider


The problem with having an open mind is your brains tend to fall out.
Vitriolic Butterfly
National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 441
(1/28/04 7:16 pm)


 51.
Verily dost it look as if the prophets have runnethed out of truth.
- The Author Of Nothing For Months

ballet dancer of death
Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 581
(2/8/04 6:11 pm)


 Re: 51.
There is no truth - a random prophet of random randomness

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