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Posts: 441
(9/14/03 10:39 am)
22.
*hurls a squid at the Fairy*
For verily, tis neither a bird nor a fish. I hopeth that the ink stains come out....
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As The Malicious Squid Hurler
"You are appalling. Make me unsorrowed or I will be a beacon unto the world of sadness and then want to consume your face in a fashion similar to a milk party with a side dish of falabalnintuts. Shame on you! You do not aid me in my quest for non sorrow, my heart yearns for the feeling of a multitude of anti yearnings bestowed upon me by vixens of non existence yet anti felching." ~ The same random website
23.
Verily ist my new computer very shiny but sadly lacking in files or programs. All hail my mother, for verily she payeth for jeans and also pencils and other non-essentials. Evans shalt henceforth be sadly renamed townie central - there will now be a minute's silence to comemmorate its falling into shadow.
- The Author Of All That Is Good
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Posts: 456
(9/26/03 2:14 pm)
28.
This prophet proposeth a toast to all her fellow prophets that headeth off the uni; now, previously, or in the near future. Eh bien:
Author of all that is Good
The Random Prohet of Random Randomness
The Jacket Potato of [insert appropriate noun/emotion]
Bob the God
Tapdancing Typewriter
We hail thee! Congratulations on surviving this long (provided you don't get run over by a bus/eaten by a llama/squooshed by a steamroller etc before you leave). The Shooless dwarf and I salute thee, for verily, we are of the smallness. They collective presence shall be heartily mourned.
*raises a glass*
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Randomly Feeling Like All Her Friends Are Totally Fabulous, And She Loves Them With All Her Heart
Re: 28.
Thou shalt neither spell wrong nor falsely capitalise the name of they fellow prophets. I am a random proPhet of random randomness. And if thou malignest my name in the future forthwith shall I hurl foul and slimy things of a foul and slimy nature at you. - a random prophet of random randomness
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30.
I shall also raise a glass to yon adventurers - fare thee well.
All shalt pause for a moment, that they may have leave to consider one slight identity-crisis-provoking detail in that last but one prophecy - verily had I been under the impression that mine prophetic title wast The Charmed Quirk? Yea, am I now confused.
The potentially-but-not-totally-certain Charmed Quirk
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 575
(9/29/03 9:33 am)
31.
Indeed. Occasional prophets have been mis-naming their fellow prophets willy nilly. If this dost occour agin then I shallt send a flood for 14 days and 14 nights to drown these random name genreators and sweep them away. Mwahahahahaha!!!!! - Megalomaniac Bob.
32.
Bob, thou most eeeevil of eeeevil creatures, werest thou on line without sending me a long and news-filled e-mail with all thy long and news-filled news? If so art thou most base and ignoble, for I long have I wished to hear how thou werest doing. Forthwith shalt thou ne'er be online without updating me on ALL thy news, even the really crappy and insignificant bits. Or verily, wilst I get angry. And verily wilt thou not liketh me when I amst angry. And verily have I not yet seeneth that film, and verily am I not now likely too, but hey, the sentiment remainst the same. - a random prophet of random randomness
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Posts: 461
(10/1/03 1:30 pm)
33.
I retract my toast.
Apologies for the mis-capitalisation and wrong naming.
Now shalt I go and cry in a corner, hugging my good intentions.
- She Who Shall Be hereby Known As Apologetic
Re: 34.
Verily hast the intrepid prophet been to the Dark Side known only as Fresher's Week and returned with this bulletin:
1. Thou mayst attend only two out of five fresher's activities and get away with it, and verily also escape the demon known as 'Haang-euver'. Thou mayst scoff at those flatmates who stayeth out all night and looketh sickly in the morning. But not too loudly.
2. The flatmates shalt be hereby pronounced: nice. Shock horror, strike me down with a herring, gor-blimey and words to that effect.
3. Spoons with which thou hast stirred thy tea needest not washing until they appear mightily brown.
4. Thou may try to make a sausage toastie, but thou art doomed to heroic, messy failure.
5. Thou shalt not eat vegetables of any kind for three days straight.
Thus spake the prophet, and verily didst the other prophets look upon her words and see that they were good.
- The Author Of All That Is Interrupted By Ellie, Wondering Where She Has Disappeared To
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 585
(10/8/03 9:08 am)
36.
Hey, your words are good. - Bob.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 10/8/03 9:08 am
Re: 36.
Thou shalt be set thy first essay within twenty hours of arriving at Oxford, which shalt serve thee right for getting into such a damn poncy uni in the first place. Thy next door neighbour shalt pass out with his door locked and his cd player going full volume. Then shalt thou fall asleep in thy first lecture and only wake up when thy phone (which really OUGHTEST to have been turned off) ringeth. *Looks accusingly at Bob.* Fortunately it wast a lecture on Engineering not English, but hey...- a random prophet of random randomness.
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39.
Thou shalt not go to English Drinks with thy tutor on an empty stomach whilst wearing high-heeled boots. Trust me on this one. - a random prophet of random randomness.
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Vitriolic Butterfly National Poohsticks Champion
Posts: 404
(10/9/03 9:16 pm)
Re: 39.
Thou shalt leave thy very first homework until the night before 'tis due in, thereby setting the bar for future deadline panics and so forth.
Digital cameras henceforth shalt be pronounced Bastards, but not too loudly because we loveth them really, merely wisheth they would plugeth into our computers and work when our fathers are not around. Verily hast the prophet many photos of the cows outside her bedroom window she wisheth to plague thee with.
- The Author Of A Currently Empty Livejournal
- Bob.
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