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Ow! Thou shalt watch where you're aiming thy bloody stones. - a randomly bruised although actually it's not that random considering she was just struck by a stone random prophet of random randomness
47.
Indeed. And you should never let me buy a glass house. - Stonethrower Bob.
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 29
(5/7/02 9:30 am)
48.
Thou shalt object loudly to the throwing of stones due to the health risk to innocent bystanders. Thou shalt also remind thy fellow prophets (and gods) that stoning is a form of capital punishment, practised only in uncivilised countries such as the US, and, as such, is punishable by death.
- She Who Shall Hereby Be Known As Llama-Face
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:23:37 am
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Thou shalt verily laugh at all the stonethrowing, then realise thou art late for thy schooling. Damn you hilarious prophets/gods/etc!
- The Author Of All That Is Good
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:24:32 am
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And the prophet spaketh thusly:
You sons of bitches haven't replied about my dreams! I shall pester you unto the ends of the earth and then some. AFTER I get back from mine schooling.
Here endeth the lesson.
- The Author Of All That Is Good
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:25:17 am
I am profoundly sorry darlingeth. - Bob the Profound.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:27:56 am
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 37
(5/8/02 12:11 pm)
52.
When thou hast sinned (for example, when thou hast not replied to thy fellow prophet's dreams) thou shalt fall at the feet of the offended one and beg for forgiveness. Thou shalt also lose. Verily.
- She Who Shall Be hereby Known As The Milkman
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:28:38 am
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All who are worthy shalt lose. In fact, worthy and unworthy alike shalt lose. We all loseth.
Also thou shalt forgive thy fellow prophets when they getest around to posting on thy dreams. Thusly I forgive thee.
- The Author of All That Is Good
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:29:15 am
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When thou art bored in English lessons, thou shalt slash improbably couples (Stella and Blanche with some good old fashioned sado-masochistic lesbian incest. Or else Mr Brennan and Tim Connor...)
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 9:29:59 am
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