23.
Thou shallt always skip number 22, since it smelleth funny. - Bod the Gob
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 18
(5/3/02 9:50 pm)
24.
Thou shalt follow in the wizened footsteps of She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph, and spread The Game (for verily, I have lost, and so have you) throughout the universe, known and unknown. Thou shalt also ignore the fact that footsteps cannot be wizened.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph
27.
Thou shalt read up on thine Books of Truth history, for verily names doth often change confusingly thus:
- The Author Of A Letter Printed In The New Statesman On The Same Page As Ken Livingstone
28.
Thou shalt also endeavour to notice actual spelling mistakes. Whoops.
- The Author Of More Cressida! Check Thine Inboxes.
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 24
(5/4/02 10:47 am)
29.
Thou shalt bestow ridiculous amounts of praise upon they prophetical colleagues when their letters are printed in the New Statesman, and verily also when they write Cressida. Huzzah!
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Bob (Just To Confuse People)
32.
But nobody ist to stone anybody until I blowest this whistle. Even, and I wantest to make this absolutely clear - even if they dost say 'Bob'...
- The Author Of All That Is Good But Unfortunately Not Monty Python
Edited by: Vitriolic Butterfly at: 5/4/02 7:24:51 pm
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However sick thou feelest, thou shalt always endeaver to not throw up on thy computer, since it shall thenceforth stop working and smell disgusting. And no I don't know this from experience... yet. - a random prophet of random randomness
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 25
(5/5/02 10:07 am)
36.
Thou shalt discover a previously unknown ibuprofen mine, and extract it all and save it all for thyself! Ha ha ha!
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Be In Pain
39
*a random prophet of random randomness throws the first stone and hopes that no one notices* - a randomly judegemental prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 5/5/02 11:15:56 am
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