The First Book of Internet Truth - 1.
Thou must always attach the attachment BEFORE thou sendest off the e-mail. - Bob
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 5/10/02 4:14:32 pm
Thou shalt not attach thy attachments and henceforth fail to send the email. - The Author Of All That Is Good
Edited by: Vitriolic Butterfly at: 4/30/02 8:40:10 am
Re: 2.
Even if thou failest to atatch the attattchment thou shouldst at least spell attatchmant correctly. And failing that, thou shouldst spell atatchmant the same way each time thou spellest it. - a random prophet of random randomness
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By the way, how dost thou get that cool 'edited by' shite at the bottem of thy prophesy? And, yay, this prophet doth knoweth that she shouldst have called her previous prophesy 3 and not re:2. But seeing as she is all powerful and doth not maketh mistakes, EVER, she now decrees that the number 3 shalst be declaired evil and unholy and shalst never be used in the context of the books of truth. Henceforth and for all eternity, it shall be known as re:2. -a random prophet of random randomness
6.
Always squish your chickens before they hatch. - Bob.
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 4
(5/1/02 12:42 pm)
7.
Thou shalt respect the rules of Ye Olde Englishe, and not use words that do not exist, such as "shalst". Thou shalt consult a dictionary, and read Beowulf. In that order.
- She who shall be hereby known as Ralph
8.
8 a. A point to my honorable friend the prophet hereby known as Ralph (sorry, I hath been watching Prime Ministers Question Time and it hast invaded my brain): Beowulf was written not in Olde Englishe but in Anglo-Saxon, which is not the same thing. It useth neither the word shalst nor the word shalt as far as I remember.
8 b. Thou shalst abuse the use of Olde Englishe as much as thou bloody well feelest like. It be a cause of much amusement.
10.
Thou shalt also not make references to games no other family hast been insane enough to play when their children wast little.
- The Author Of All That Is Actually An Epic As Demonstrated In English Today
12 b
... if thou wishest to be run through with an enchanted broadsword by the irritated recipient of the quote (usually me). - a random prophet of random randomness
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 10
(5/1/02 9:46 pm)
13.
Thou shalt not repeat thy Truths (O Author Of All That Is Good), for they taketh up valuable Book-space.
- She who shall hereby be known as Ralph
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 11
(5/1/02 9:49 pm)
14.
Thou shalt say "verily" as often as is possible, and ignore corrections made to thy knowledge of Anglo-Saxon literature. Verily.
- She who shall hereby be known as Ralph
17.
Upon the reading of 15., verily shall henceforth have spooned. - a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 5/2/02 4:20:15 pm
19.
Thou shalt, at every opportunity, maliciously lose in the company of large groups of people thou knowest art playing, especially if thou dost not like them much eg Seniors.
- The Author Of All That Is Good
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