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(9/24/08 9:47 am) Reply
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Ok. Hairyface just finished her lunch. It's 9:45. AM.
She brings copious amounts of food everyday in a big Dean & Deluca cooler bag I gave her for christmas last year.
It could hold a 6 pack and a half easily. But she fills it chock full of purina hairfacedd viking chow each day and hunkers down with it at her desk when she gets in at 8. By 9 she is usually into it. It's gone mid-morning and she has to go buy lunch at lunchtime.
did I post about the time she brought in a lasagana bigger than her head and ate it for breakfast????
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that's astounding - I eat a snack in the morning (one of those snack things (chips or crackers or cookies) that you put in a kid's lunch, but I've never eaten my whole lunch before lunch time.
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(9/24/08 1:18 pm) Reply
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I know, right? I'll have fruit or graze on nuts all morning. But jesus christ. i can't even imagine the size of...oh nevermind.
She's gross.
today she has on black polyester pants and a bright yellow tshirt tucked in == HUGE belly stiking out == a pink/black/green/yellow jacket that is a foot away from being snappable or zippable or whatever.
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(9/25/08 8:40 am) Reply
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there's no all. There is only me. Anyone else who works here is as big a freak as she is.
i don't talk about other people to people at work. It's a very bad habit, especially for a manager. That's why I blog about it here.
Today she has on the blue/green/white animal printish poncho with the spangles all over the front of it. It's fucking horrid and now very very wrinkled.
It's sad because I'm sure she probably spends a fortune on these rags.
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(9/25/08 9:24 am) Reply
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Oh I totally forgot this. this is funny.
Yesterday I was meeting with someone else in our company. We do a review process where the manager asks people all over the company to evalute their managee's performance.
So he asked her to do an evaluation on a woman (total bitch) who reports to him. He said hairyface sent it back and one of the things she said was "She's very nice and always asks about my husband before we begin our discussions."
He told me with a straight face and we both just started CRYING we were laughing so hard.
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My fun times are when I point out mistakes in this woman's work because she thinks she knows EVERYTHING and it's nice to slam her back to reality.
She is not ginormous by any means but the clothes she wears to the office are the things most mutants would wear to go shopping at Wal-Mart. We work in a back office but frequently have to go to the main building where our clients are and I swear she looks like she's part of the cleaning crew with her stretchy pants and tees and CANVAS loafers.
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(9/29/08 7:39 am) Reply
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Hairyface has been here...just about 2 years now. Shit. She knows NOTHING for having been here 2 years. I still think of her as "new".
The thing about getting all happy catching someone being wrong? She takes great joy in trying to prove me wrong. Once in awhile, I'm mistaken. But not very often. When I am, I say I am. What I love, are the times she tries to trump me with something I'm wrong about and she's not only wrong, but wrong about my being wrong.
then she cries again.
Don't even get me started on the old bat's need to catch me being wrong. Jesus christ she gets SO excited.
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Heh, most people where I work want to be told they're wrong if it's their english that's wrong - I feel like I should be giving free english lessons
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