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(9/16/08 11:00 am) Reply
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Ok she's back and she's in the office next door complaining about the Risk meeting she went to on Monday (the day she took off)... she's now asking for volunteers for a Saturday to help out with something stupid. I hate her.
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(9/16/08 11:04 am) Reply
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Oh WELL, of course... all these meetings involved fancy lunches, snacks and treats. She's in there talking about the menus for these things. And she gets free soft drinks.
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(9/16/08 11:53 am) Reply
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yeah I don't even know whatthefuck the Risk meeting was for. It's all this bullshit administration crap she tries to get all involved in to look important. I hate her.
Weems, if they have potato salad you'll have to get there extra early. Office Troll will eat it all. She's always the first one in line for food.
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(9/17/08 3:26 pm) Reply
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So, yeah. We had a townhall meeting where they discussed dress code. They put up on the screen something like "capri pants and beach footwear have been seen in the building".
I was like.. WHAT?
So then someone started talking about crop pants and how they are different from capri pants. then hairyface was like "YEAH AND I HAVE SEEN JEANS AND LEGGINS AND BIRKENSTOCKS!!!" and the dude running the meeting was like...yes...that's what we are talking about here...everyone needs to adhere to the dress code...
OMG. They are all fucking CRAZY.
Who the fuck goes to HR and rats someone out?
I've decided to ignore her and if they say anything to me, I'm just going to say that she's abnormally tall and can't find pants in her size in the waist without them being floods. So they are not capris. They are just floods.
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE THE PANTS POLICE????????????
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(9/18/08 7:55 am) Reply
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Ok, so yesterday we were talking about hair or something. I'm not sure what brought it up. But for the HONEST TO GOD 8TH TIME SINCE I'VE KNOWN HER, she said this:
I've always sayd, if I didn't have blonde hair, I'd want your color hair. I've always loved dark hair....(blah blah about someone she grew up with who had dark hair).
I swear word for word she has said this to me EIGHT TIMES NOW.
At first it was just ok ignore the wacko. Then after about 4 times, I was like...hey....is she saying that she thinks blonde hair is better than black hair...or even FUNNIER....is she saying that HER STRINGY FUCKING MISS PIGGY LOOKIN MESS IS PRITTIER THAN MY HAIR???
She's nuts I tell you. One of these days I'm going to say "Really? I never wanted blonde hair. I don't know what I'd have done if I had blonde hair."
omg!wtf!?
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(9/18/08 8:17 am) Reply
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I want an Office Troll or a Hairy Face!
You should drop a box of hair dye on her desk with a typed post-it note that says "your blonde miss piggy hair looks like a string mop". DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING!
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had
to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the feet I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
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