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(9/12/08 9:29 am) Reply
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This is fucking crazy.
SHE IS WEARING CAPRI PANTS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and she came in and I heard her all the way out in the hallways. She told me shortly after she got here that she had a Red Bull on the way in. She's been bouncing around like a fucking fruitfly for an hour and a half.
I can't wait until she crashes.
The old bat called me a FUCKING LIAR yesterday. Not to me, but to hairyface. The old bat is deaf and yells and laughs super loud. She also sneezes really loud and hacks her head off from the cigarettes. She is the only person I've ever known who has to chew after coughing.
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(9/12/08 11:16 am) Reply
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One day earlier in the week she was standing behind me
because we were looking at something on my computer screen
(something she didn't believe me about) and I swear she as
making these chewing sounds that made me gag.
Then she touched my screen with her yellow nasty pointy old
hag fingernail (it has more ridges than ruffles).
I yelled. I can't help it.
DO NOT EVER TOUCH THE SCREEN. NEVER. NOT ON MY COMPUTER.
NOT ON YOUR COMPUTER. NOT ON ANY COMPUTER!!!
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(9/12/08 12:20 pm) Reply
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Can I post about Office Troll in your Hairyface thread? Office Troll has declared she must take off early today for some other new stupid function or "friend" who's coming to town again. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. Just go away, Troll. LEAVE. She's always over-explaining why she wants time off. The more you're NOT here, the happier I AM.
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(9/12/08 12:45 pm) Reply
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She's about 4'8, fat and lumpy, really awful teeth, has Turner's Syndrome and degenerative arthritis (which I used to have some empathy for her but she totally milks it) and is obsessed with Winnie the Pooh and Disney memorabilia. She's always up in everyones business, always gets involved in all these different functions and groups at work and then uses them as excuses to leave for this and that. She's just full of shit I can't stand her. She's just really immature too. She's 35 and she's still a virgin and has only had one boyfriend for maybe like 3 months total. I would feel sorry for her about that, but UGH.
Oh and she is ALWAYS coming in with McDonalds or some other fast food breakfast, drinks Cokes all day long and basically eats like shit and wonders why her arthritis acts up so bad and she feels like shit all the time. WHATFUCKINGEVER I've told her to look into nutrition and she's all like "I just wanna be happy" wtf GO AWAY
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(9/12/08 12:56 pm) Reply
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It's some kind of chromosomal defect, she can't have children and it makes the people who have it short (and I guess fat). Ok so I would like to have some consideration for her because of that, but she fucking MILKS that shit. I think she's been spoiled and treated with kid gloves her whole life and sorry I don't do that.
Yeah she's for real a virgin. But it's actually not the Turners and arthritis that is the major turn off for guys, I think. It's her personality. She dated this one guy I met for 3 months and finally he broke up with her. Well, I think the teeth had something to do with it. Just because she has Turners doesn't mean she can't take care of her teeth.
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I hate when people poke at my computer screen - it makes me wince big time
"If you're so special why aren't you dead? I just wanna get along. I just wanna get along. I just wanna get along" My mother and Kim Deal
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(9/16/08 9:59 am) Reply
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Oh my. Capri-ish pants. The come about 2 inches above her ankle and have big bell bottoms. They are black with some horrid white leafy design.
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(9/16/08 10:38 am) Reply
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So Office Troll took yesterday off for something stupid and pointless, and this morning she's at a "benefits meeting". Lame
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(9/16/08 10:46 am) Reply
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Yes, physically and mentally, but that just means I have to deal with her students when they call or come in. And that makes me ANGRY.
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