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Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 2:53 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
*attempts it*


Those kidnapped schoolgirl days, of wearing white burkas are gone,
But in my mind,
I know they will still live on and on,
But how do you thank someone, who has taken you from harps to pluck?
It isn't easy, but I'll try,

If you want to see some sand I would write across the beach in letters,
That would soar a thousand tards high,
To Slip, smell the Glove

The time has come,
For closing boards and long flamewars must end,
And as I leave,
I am leaving tuna juice for my best friend,
A friend who taught me right from wrong,
And dinks from dongs,
That's a lot to learn,
What, what can I give you for rectal burns?

If you wanted my moon I would try to squeeze a fart,
But I, would rather you let me give my shart,
To Slip, with my Glove

TC
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(9/16/08 2:58 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
heh

Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 3:01 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I am not ashamed to say it.....but when I saw this picture a while ago.....



...I SERIOSLY thought "MY GOD! Prezzie Bush kidnapped Lizzie Smart. WHEN WILL HER NIGHTMARE END?"

Tres Gay
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(9/16/08 3:11 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I always thought that Pepe was either dmb or PixieStix.

I got the PM because I asked him a question after he deleted one of my threads. He's going to turn OT into SSC. Two great boards, completely different flavours. OT is supposed to be nasty, right? If you don't like something that isn't over the RL line you just ignore it.

TC
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(9/16/08 3:27 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
Well, tres, I agree.

The thing is, if people didn't like the nasty, they would stay at ssc or where-ever.

OT was nasty before me. It is nasty when I'm not around. It will be nasty again. Just with people who don't do it as well.

It's like they offered affirmative action or something.

Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 3:56 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I'll bet Jenna Bush is nasty.




(We already know pregnant whore Bristol Palin is nasty.)

TC
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(9/16/08 4:00 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I bet she's dumber than a box of rocks.

Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 4:19 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I never claimed she wasn't.

But she wrote a BOOK....for children.....about a child with AIDs.




I can't stop crying.

TC
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(9/16/08 4:21 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
Couldn't they have mowed the lawn for the wedding?

Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 4:24 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
*cough*

Actually, my gal buddy at work told me stuff about Jenna a while ago. She didn't want a white house wedding or any press...she wanted it at their ranch because she liked it there.

I guess she's actually not too bad these days. She's been doing a lot of work with kids with AIDs around the world....so I hear.


She probably liked the horse pasture that way.

TC
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(9/16/08 4:25 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
If my father had more money than god because he created a war so that his companies could make a lot of money, I'd work with aids children and be really perky and happy too.

Dr Weems
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(9/16/08 5:10 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I KNOW! ME TOO!

I'd roll around in horse poop in that pasture ALL DAY LONG.

Yes I would.

Until the cows came home anyway.

Tres Gay
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(9/16/08 7:53 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
Weems, are you really and honestly restricted @ SSC? I saw you posting with Boxcutter Willy, did someone ban Buttafuco? I was just kidding around about that one.

StarRider
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(9/16/08 7:59 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
I got a half page lecture too. I told him he was sorely lacking the facts and he shouldn't believe everything the worm tongue tells him.

Mister Yuck
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(9/16/08 8:10 pm)
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Re: Hey Beep?
worm tongue = Shag?

Look you greasy birthmarked clod, whether it was your board or not, you dominated it the way TC dominates OT. Except instead of posting about coffee and abortion you posted about pickups and hookups. Ad nauseum. Oh, and instead of that one TC pic there were gazillions of you -- Willful McButter

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