What Not To Do While Watching LOTR
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
lil Aussieroo Forum ModeratorKeeper Of the Kilt
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(31/10/04 12:31) Reply
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haha ... some of those things i would so want to do!
like stand in the door way and yell ... "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" haha could you imagine peoples faces!
*laughs*
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(31/10/04 22:23) Reply
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Quote:2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!"
Hehe.. and be stampeded!
Actually, *blushes* I use that line quite a lot. Like in front of the fridge when I'm kneedeep in kids.. NO.. YOU..SHALL NOT..PASS!
Re: What Not To Do While Watching LOTR
HAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOHOO ... i must admit ive used the odd ocassional LOTR lines for different situations ... *walks away while laughing*
dedicatedlgfan Co-Owner Of The Hotass Mark's Drool Queen Glomping Whore Co-Owner of Maroon 5 Canadian MEU Headquarters
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(2/11/04 12:58) Reply
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Lmfao I love 21
lil Aussieroo Forum Moderator The Kilt Gurl
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(2/11/04 23:38) Reply
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haha
i must admit the very first time i read this thing ... this one made me laugh so hard i ALMOST pee'd my pants!
Quote:11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
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(3/11/04 13:19) Reply
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rofl! people yell that to me whenever they see me running...hence the reason I never run!haha
lil Aussieroo Forum Moderator The Kilt Gurl
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(3/11/04 17:27) Reply
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HAHAHAHA! thats cruel!
poor Jen *strokes head*
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(3/11/04 20:51) Reply
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OOOOooooo This one was just evil!!! Im sooo tempted to do it when we have a LOTR marathon.
Quote:19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
Mwhahaha!
lil Aussieroo Forum Moderator The Kilt Gurl
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(3/11/04 22:35) Reply
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HAHA that would FREAK me out so bad ...hers sum stuff id so do!
Quote:13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
Quote:17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
ROTFL! Oh those were great. I'm just glad no one else is in lab right now. They'd think I'm some crazy woman holding back my laughter as I star at the screen.
Oh that’s so evil Kai! *shivers all over* Spiders give me the creepies. I love snakes and bats but spiders, bleck!
~Balel~
Re: What Not To Do While Watching LOTR I love these things!!! I can imagine myself doing any number of these things...perhaps not the spider ones I don't even know what Shelob looks like, I always cover my eyes, leave the room or skip that bit.
I have been to two LOTR marathons and it's easy to get quite crazy when you are really sleep-deprived. In one of them, we had people saying ...Missster Aaaanderson, and during TTT, the whole theatre was reciting the Smeagol/gollum scene. It was very funny!
I have links to The Lord Of The Rings Drinking Game and The Lord Of The Rings Chalkboard...if anyone is interested.
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(8/11/04 22:23) Reply
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Im interested!!! *wavies*
Re: What Not To Do While Watching LOTR
Then again - you could always have the plaesure of your 4year old shout it from a trolley in a crowded store at a man with a long white beard......!
Not something I would recommend!!!!
I love these things!!! I can imagine myself doing any number of these things...perhaps not the spider ones
I don't even know what Shelob looks like, I always cover my eyes, leave the room or skip that bit. 
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