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Frodo: I am going to kill Sam...I am going to kill him with my bare hands...*mimicks in mocking voice* "Oh yes, enter the 40-bowl-ice-cream-eating-contest Mr. Frodo, it's EVER so much fun!"...arrgghh...
PhiePhie
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(9/20/05 12:32 am)
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Frodo: Maybe...just maybe...if I look a bit more like Anakin Skywalker...the Nazgul won't notice me...
Melody
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(9/20/05 12:33 am)
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As it turns out, the most rewarding commercial for Pepto Bismol Stomach Relief actually happened during a terrible battle in the middle of a nearly-destroyed city...
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"Sam, do you think I look sexy in this outfit?"
Myelftoo
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(9/20/05 12:44 am)
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Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo Baggins of the Shire. I am staring at you. Wanna plaaayyy...?
Percilla the Pink
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(9/20/05 3:07 am)
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Elijah: Have I ever told you...by any chance...how much I *really do* hate salesmen...?
Orc2
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(9/20/05 3:09 am)
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"I feel good...I feel great...I feel wonderful..."
Erisan
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(9/20/05 3:11 am)
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Tums. Many children hate them, many adults are saved by them.
Which fate will come to you?
Amersion
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(9/20/05 3:12 am)
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Frodo: Onions...we hatesss them...'tis very uncomfortable preciousss, yes, very uncomfortable...
Tithar
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(9/20/05 4:14 am)
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The weight of the world rests upon my shoulders...
As does the well-being of my companions...
Not to mention the well-being of my stomach...
And I just had to eat that twenty-fifth twinkie.
PrinceTaldar
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(9/20/05 4:15 am)
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Frodo: Look into my eyes you bloodthirsty thing...and TELL me I don't need a haircut...
Raimah
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(9/20/05 4:16 am)
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After making Peter Jackson swear that the movie he was acting in would be realistic compared to several things that happened in previous movies he had acted in...one fatal day while filming Osgiliath...trust was fractured.
"Peter...the walls...they're plastic..."
Celadrian
Unregistered User
(9/22/05 12:11 am)
re: Wanna play?
The sight of the brownies just off set were slowly but surely sending Elijah into a dangerous trance...
I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 13
(9/22/05 9:15 pm)
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Frodo: Sam... will you please just leave me alone with this nice sturdy wall...
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 28
(9/23/05 12:51 am)
Re: Wanna play?
FRODO: I don't care HOW much you like the new name, no-one is going to be able to pronounce "The Knights Who Say Ekkiekkiekkikapengzumboierghhh"!!!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
2hot4u
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(9/24/05 4:18 am)
mad
*really mad* I cant see my forehead!
Celadrian
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(9/24/05 8:26 am)
re: Wanna play?
And here we have a photograph of the extremely rare "hobbitus bagginsis" just before it pounces for the kill!
(I also noticed that I made a grammatical error in my last post... It should be "the sight of the brownies just off set *was* slowly etc etc", not 'were' slowly. My bad... If anyone cares... )
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