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msprents24 Official LR Pep Squad Captain Posts: 293 (5/21/02 3:47 pm) Reply	Top Ten Reason Why Sleep is Better Than Sex... Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX! 10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. 9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep. 8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any. 7. You don't have to pay for sleep. 6. After sleeping, you still feel ready to sleep again. 5. You can sleep for eight hours straight. 4. You can sleep in church. 3. Your teddy bear never complains. 2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want. 1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states! "How would you like it if you were a business executive and when you made a mistake, a red-light went on and 18,000 people started screaming?" -Jacques Plante
LvsRattlrs Rattlers Fan Posts: 591 (5/21/02 4:52 pm) Reply	Re: Top Ten Reason Why Sleep is Better Than Sex... Kathy Will Work For Hockey Tickets. Rattlers Den message board Texas Stamp Chat
WingerGal LR Lunar Lady Posts: 202 (5/23/02 12:30 am) Reply	Re: Top Ten Reason Why Sleep is Better Than Sex... Those were funny. I just had to read it. I have this thing about sleep, I can do it any time. I just totally love sleep. I don't know why.

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