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Tim Tams & Milo- Combined Piece- Rated PGAuthor Name: Kaizer & Amz (ChaaarChee) Title: Tim Tams & Milo Rating: PG Genre: Realistic Comedy Disclaimer: We don't own the Boys (Orlando, dom, billy, lij, craig, pj) just ourselves and other fictional characters. Summary: Kai and Amy have set out on an adventure. New house. New jobs. New country. But they managed to get a whole lot more than a friendly New Zealand welcome. They come to learn about love, life and most of all friendships. Feedback: Let us know if you like it :) We're not super fussy about grammar and paragraphing etc...
Chapter 1.
"Good Bloody LORD! Would you look at that!!!!" Kai screamed hyperactively. Amy stood there, equally as entranced by the beautiful New Zealand scenery, shaking not because of her excitement, but because Kai was jumping up and down while holding onto her pack.
They were glancing out of the window from the small airport at which they had just arrived. Planing this move had been tiring and hugely annoying, but after living together on the Gold Coast of Australia for the past two years, they knew that planing their dream move had been in the cards. And now as they looked at the snow capped mountains, they both knew it was worth every ounce of sweat and fustration poured into its planning.
"Well, I KNOW WHERE IM GOING!" Kai suddenly announced at the top of her lungs, not really caring that they recieved raised eyebrows from the two cute pilots they had been googling over nearly the whole plane trip, she was far too high on sugar to care.
Distracted, only for a momment, Amy turned and looked at the blonde beside her, waiting for her to finish, "Where?" she grinned, "Not even Heaven could compare to this!"
Kai rolled her eyes, "I'm going to find the dunny, Im bustin' to do a pee and those stupid plane toilets stank and tried to suck your bum out of the piping! Then Im going to find a snack machine thingy! I need Maltesers!!!!!!!!! (a chocolate covered honeycomb ball) Oh! Oh! OH! Do you think they have Iced Coffee here?"
Amy burst out laughing, nearly collapsing to the floor and rolling with giggles, "Stop! Stop! No more! Please!......" she tried to regain her breath, "Aw CRAP! Now I need the dunny too!"
This had Kai in hysterics, but her laughing face suddenly turned to one of panic, "Aiiiiii- Bugga- I REALLLLLY need a dunny!!!!"
The two girls quickly ransacked a flight hostess, and she pointed them in the direction of the ladies bathroom, although rolling her eyes as soon as their backs turnned, "Phsyco Us-tr-aliens," she muttered and continued on her way.
As they ran, they searched for some sign that the toilets were near. Looking high and low for signs, doors or people wiping their hands on their shorts when at last they saw it! A yellowish glowing sign with a symbol of a most attractive woman and man on it and they knew …
“TOILETS” they yelled in unison moving faster towards to door leading to their release.
As they pushed open the door of the toilets they had to stop abruptly almost running into the ten million (exaggerated) other ladies waiting to pee! After only minutes Kai began to move from one foot to the other trying to counteract the effects that a long wait could have. Amy began to laugh so hard that her desire to pee grew into intense pain! After several minutes they finally both entered their cubicles and peed!
Leaving the toilets they were now faced with all the possibilities of the world.
“So … what now?” Kai placed her hands on her hips looking at Amy with wide eyed wonder then looking at the wall now before them. How inviting the mountains looked, every ounce of texture and detail was perfect.
“Whoever painted this is amazing!” Both Kai and Amy stood in awe at the huge painting that covered the wall searching every detail with their eyes. Amy laughed out loud followed by a “what” from Kai. Look at the artist’s name.
“Where?”
“There at the bottom … no over in the other corner, beside that bunch of trees there. Yes.” Silence was now between them as they both stood looking at the name. Instantly they burst out together “LORD OF THE RINGS!”
“I cant believe the artist was named Bloom!” both girls giggled as they walked way from the painting and made their way towards the conveyer belt where their bags needed to be collected.
Quote:"I'm going to find the dunny, Im bustin' to do a pee and those stupid plane toilets stank and tried to suck your bum out of the piping!
ROFL!!!! god that was awesome guys!
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(31/10/04 12:29) Reply
Re: Tim Tams & Milo- Combined Piece- Rated PG
*giggles* the good old days! *posts next chap*
After arriving at the converyer belt and draging thier luggage off of it, the two gurls sat down at a small cafe to enjoy something to drink.
"This stuff rocks!" Amy blasted after tasting her strawberry milk.
Kai raised an eyebrow, "Yeah it was proberly made with sheep milk, you know this place is full of them! Let hope we find some rich farmers who want a couple of Crazy Australian wives?"
Amy laughed, "Aye, I'll drink to that!"
Kai pouted when she realized the cafe attendant didn't have a clue what Iced Coffee was, so she stuck with a coke.
"Well, when we get to the house it's the first thing Im making!"
Sitting down Amy began to search through her pack to look for the keys the to house they had baught, Kai picked up her magazine -the latest issue of Dolly- and giggled when she read,
"APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest."
"Does that sound like me?" she grinned cheekily at Amy.
"Not at all," the other girl replied rather drearily, then smiled.
They made a move towards the doors that led to the car park, eyeing off a few cute guys in the process, yet stopped and stared as they passed an advertisement for the New Zealand All Blacks rugby team.
"Scrum-diddly-upteous!!!!" Kai gasped, not hesitating to perv on one the sexy masculine players, "Hmmm, he can play me anyday.... I mean..." she quickly corrected herself, "Play a game with me anyday!"
"MMMMMmmmm! MM!" Amy agreed, "I want his shorts! Well, maybe whats in the..."
"Ladees and Gentlemin, calling a Muss Kaih Carrlson and Muss Amey Fergusson from Flight 125B to the Veergun (Virgin) Blue register desk, I repeat, Muss Kaih Carrlson and Muss Amey Fergusson of Flight 125B to the Veergun (Virgin)Blue register Desk," the woman's voice crackled over the speakers.
For a moment both girls stood confused by the woman's way of speaking, it was her strange accent that threw them, then shrugging their shoulders they made their way towards the 'Veergun Blue' help desk.
The woman at the desk stood there smiling at them, "Hello Laidee's, how are you to-die?"
Kai looked in horror at Amy and then back at the woman.
"Excuse me?"
"Yes, how are you tooo-die?"
"OOOhhhhh!" Amy laughed, "TODAY?"
The woman nodded, giving them a small impatient smile.
Realization hit Kai and she began to giggle, "Yes we came here on a Sivven Sucks Sivven, flight 125B, Veergun Blue, not Ear New Zulland..." Kai teased, trying her hardest to perform the New Zealand accent.
The woman ignored her sarcasm, "Ah the laidees responding to the speeker announcement? Good! Your driveer has areeved to take you to your accomodation. He's standing over there."
Both Kai and Amy turned to look in the direction she was pointing, "Good Bloody Lord..." Kai whispered, both she and Amy were speechless.
"Hello Laidee's" the short man grinned at them as he stepped forward, "Peter Jackson, now eef you'd like to fullow me, I'll get the car and wee'll show you around the place before you get seettled in. Already for work tomorrow?"
The two just stood there in shock.
"Ummm, Work?" Amy said slowly.
"Yus! Your working for me! Didn't your agency tell you?"
Again both girls just shook their heads in amazement, "We were working in Public Releations with our companies... transfers," Kai managed to spit out.
"Wull, now, you still are... but your no-longer working for CBS, your working for some of the most fresh actors this part of the world today. Now cume, cume, Let's go!"
Kai turned to Amy, "What the hell?" she mouthed. Amy shrugged and picked up her bags.
Well, their adventure had started.
They slowly walked through the sliding glass doors, for the first time on their flight and in New Zealand quietly! Peter walked lifelessly only a few paces in front of the two girls. Amy turned to Kai and whispered in her ear
“Who’s Peter Jackson? And why the hell didn’t they tell us about this new addition to our job?” Wonder struck both girls as they walked silently behind their new boss.
Stubbing her toe on a crack in the pavement, Kai broke the uncanny silence with a scream of pain. Peter immediately turned around, staring at both Amy and Kai. The girls didn’t know weather to run or to pull out the pepper-spray they both carried with them at all times.
“Australians” he said with a high distinction in his tone. Peter’s face softened and he smiled. His smile was warm and friendly.
“Gee’s I thought you were going to kill us or something!” Amy burst out, slapping her hands upon her knees.
“What a way to start off the beginning of our adventure aye Kai”
“Well yeah! I mean, almost killed … I’m telling you Mr. Jackson uh, sir that look you gave could kill! … So uh what exactly will we be doing … In the job we didn’t know about that is?
“Come on now, no time to waste we have to get to the set …” The set Amy mouthed to Kai with great enthusiasm, turning once again to hear the rest of Peter’s tale.
“And you will be informed as to what you need to do.”
“Yep ok!” Both just stared at each other lost. They wheeled their luggage towards the car Peter headed for, not knowing where or how their lives were about to change.
After they staggered to get their bags to fit inside the car, they moved to climb into the car. Kai opened the door to reveal leather seats, she moved her hand backwards and forwards over the soft seat cover.
A smile so large grew on her face and she jumped up, forgetting she was inside the car she hit her head against the roof. Rubbing the back of her head she pulled herself carefully out of the car,
“Its leather Aims!” Amy quickly slammed the boot (back of the car) shut, running towards the car door, opening it hastily. She bent her face down to the seat and began to smell the material, taking in deep breath after deep breath of the wondrous smell.
“What are you doing?” Kai began to laugh loudly.
“I uh, well how often do you get to sniff real leather?” The girls slide somewhat elegantly into the car, savouring the moment.
“WOW” as they looked at each others faces lit with excitement.”
They peered out of their windows at all of the scenery around them. Kai wound up her window blocking the wind from blowing in her hair. She looked aimlessly around the car in which they were travelling, paying closest attention to the front seat where Peter was siting.
“Peter”
“Yus?”
“You said something about actors or something before, I was wondering what you meant by that?”
Amy found it difficult to hear as the wind buzzed through her ears like a mosquito does in the early hours of the morning while you try to sleep. She wound up her window, foregoing the pleasures to see the world passing her by as they travelled.
“wull, yus I dud! You see you are now going to be welcomin a few actors cuming to New Zulland to do a special production. It is going to be tha nuxt bugest thung sence star wars.”
Amy and Kai were in awe as they sat in silence for the rest of the car trip to their unknown destination.
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(31/10/04 21:53) Reply
Re: Tim Tams & Milo- Combined Piece- Rated PG
NIIICE! MOOORE!
I read the sequel, but never got round to completely reading the first.
Keep it coming ladies!
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(8/11/04 21:43) Reply
Re: Tim Tams & Milo- Combined Piece- Rated PG
*searches in nearest corner* nope.. no update here...
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(9/11/04 21:07) Reply
Re: Tim Tams & Milo- Combined Piece- Rated PG
(Glad your enjoying guys!)
Chapter Three
When the car finally pulled to a stop, the two girls hesitantly got out of the car. Looking out the windows first, they emerged into a very remote location, they could see nothing but trailer after trailer streched out on a grassy flat that nestled at the end of a large swooping valley and hidden beneath two towering mountains.
"Wull Ladies, this is Mount Cook," Peter said as he pulled their luggage out of the boot.
Kai raised an eyebrow, "Oh..." she tried to sound enthusiastic but as soon as the man's back was turned she gave Amy a very panicked look.
Again, Amy- shrugged her shoulders and they both opted to follow Peter down the long line of vans.
From behind he looked like a dwarf, the thought made Amy giggle, Kai gave her a questioning look, but she mouthed 'Later' and continued walking.
Soon stopping at the stairwell of a white over-grown caravan, Peter placed their luggage down and turned to face them. He handed out keys...
"Heer you are gurls, welcome home."
"Nooo????" Kai gasped.
"Are you kidding?" Amy said completely taken aback.
Peter nodded happily, as if nothing was wrong. But something wa wrong.
"But we have a house in Wellington! We're suposed to be working there and we're suposed to start tomorrow! Do you MIND telling us what's going on here?" Kai said, suddenly her humor was draining very fast.
Peter only continued to grin, "Yes you do have a house in Wellington, and you'll need it, but for the next few weeks your going to bed living here. Why? Well, I'll send someone over to explain your duties in an hour. Give you time to settle."
It was just then a rather tall, blonde man walked past, giving the situation a stare with his icey blue eyes. He continued walking by, only glancing over his shoulder once to give us an amused look.
"Who was that?" Kai said, suddenly able to pick up her jaw from the ground.
Amy continued to stare at the elf-looking man as he walked away, "I... I dunno..." she looked back at Kai and then back for Peter hoping he'd have some sort of explaination for this seriously 'Hottie Hazzard'.
But he was gone.
"Peter?" they both called.
There was no reply, for he had walked away with a smug little grin on his face.
Turning back towards the caravan they now had to call their home for the next few weeks, an expression of disgust became evident upon their faces. Even the keys looked as if they had seen their day, better days Kai were sure as she moved the keys towards the key hole of the caravan.
Kai turned them slowly just in case the ancient metal decided to snap and leave them stranded to sleep under the stars. Amy knew exactly what Kai was thinking and she voiced it,
“If that key breaks, we will have to stay out here under the stars, in the cold.”
A shiver ran down both of their backs as they thought about all the awful possibilities when suddenly a resounding ‘click’ was heard.
“A-hah! I’ve got it! Were in Aims” Amy stood back a little peering over her shoulder, turning around everyway she could. As Kai walked into the caravan, Amy called out
“Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if we were abandoned out here!”
“WHAT!” Kai stuck her head back out the doorway, staring at the strange behaviour of Amy, which she knew full well what she was thinking.
“Amy, come on inside!”
“But what if … that stud-muffin should come by again, maybe he has a spare bed or two he might be willing to share if we were so unfortunate as to be locked outside.”
Amy winked not taking here eyes away from the direction of which the tall slender elf-looking guy had walked away too.
Amy reluctantly moved her feet towards the caravan continuing to peer over her shoulders until the last moment.
“So who do you suppose that was?” Amy full of wide eye wonder persistently asked again and again. Every response from Kai consisted of three words, ‘I don’t now.’ Amy’s incredible desire to know grew and grew until a small Vietnam woman knocked on the caravan door and happily detained our thoughts from the strange surroundings and the handsome figure previously seen.
The small woman was friendly and full of life. She had explained that we were to assist all of the actors in all of their needs on set. Kai was amazed at how their job had turned out.
“Actors like from Hollywood?”
“Yes and we will need both of you to help out with any props or anything that the actors should need or have forgotten for example.” Kai sat amazed at the opportunity in front of her! The woman left Kai and Amy to rest in their new home, but Kai could not rest. She stood up, and paced from bed to wall (which was about 3 and a half steps)
“Can you belive it Amz?”
“I wonder if that blonde guy is an actor.”
“AMY! Is that all you can think about! This could change our lives!” Kai suddenly jumped onto the bed that Amy was laying on and they began to laugh hard!
They fell silent and still on the bed, but the silence was broken …
“So do you think he’s an actor?”
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