The Third Book Of Internet Truth - 1.
I'm still at war since verily 'Further Notice' has not yet come. - Bob.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 6/9/02 8:19:40 pm
Futher Notice. So nuh! - a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/12/02 9:13:31 am
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 87
(6/11/02 10:26 am)
Re: 2.
Huzzah! Thou shalt obey the rule layed (pronounced "lay-ed") down by a random prophet of random randomness in the First Book Of Internet Truth, for verily, this is the law (and I quote):
"she now decrees that the number 3 shalst be declaired evil and unholy and shalst never be used in the context of the books of truth. Henceforth and for all eternity, it shall be known as re:2."
Huzzah!!
Re: Re: 2. Also known as 4.
All prophets shall hereby yell huzzah as they disband their minions, for verily huzzah ist a fantastic word.
- The Author Of All That Is Good. Huzzah!
7.
Before thou criticise a man, thou shalt walk a mile in his shoes. Thus, once his anger is raised, he shall be barefoot and a mile away.
The Charmed Quirk
8.
Thou shalt say 'Woah, deep, man!' to thy fellow prophets when they art being deep. -a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/14/02 10:09:55 am
softer silence Registered User
Posts: 92
(6/13/02 9:36 pm)
9.
Thou shalt have mild amusement at the fact that thou wert (good word...) considering posting a slightly different version of the same concept, that being this:
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
Heh heh.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph (Just To Make A Change)
10.
Why dost thou not just purchace a good pair of trainers, critisise someone, then run away very fast. Then thou shallt not get blisters from walking a mile in shoes which do not fit. - Bob.
Before thou dost criticize... criticise... criti... critisise... oh bugger.
Before thou dost critisize someone thou shalt learn how to spell critisize. For verily, it hath spooned.
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 6/14/02 10:14:43 am
14.
Verily hast thou all missed the point. If thou criticise him to his face whilst wearing trainers, then thou must run, which involves physical effort and is therefore evil.
The Charmed Quirk
15.
It is harder for She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph to thread some cotton through the eye of a needle than it is for a someone else to do the same thing with a camel.
Verily, thy prophecies shall make no sense. And shall sound vaguely dirty, even if thou is not quite sure how.
16.
Thou shalt sing and dance and jump for joy when thou seest that Italy hath been struck down by South Korea. After thou hast peeled thy jaw off the floor.
The bloody impressed Charmed Quirk
Re: 17.
And the Prophet Poe spake thusly:
'Take thy beak from out my heart and peel thy jaw from off my floor. Quoth the Chamed Quirk - 'Nevermore.''
- The Author Of All That Is Random But Sadly Not Poe
19.
What dost thou have against 18. oh Author of All That Is Random (apart from the random bits of randomness that I am author of, of course...)? - a random prophet of random randomness
20. (re:16.)
Thou shalt be bloody impressed by Ireland even though they didn't manage to beat Spain. Cos verily, they should have done. Bloody bastard penalty shoot-outs... - a randomly football obessed prophet of random randomness
2:1.
And yea, thou shalt be vaguely disappointed when England are out of the World Cup, but verily it was Brazil, and it was only 2:1, so tis not that bad. Also, thou shalt go AAAHH! when everybody tried to comfort poor bloody Seaman, and verily all thy vampires shall drool at cute, comforting (and yea, shirtless) David Beckham.
- The Author Of All That Is AAAAHH!worthy
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