softer silence Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
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(2/21/04 2:00 am)
The Tenth Book Of Internet Truth - 1.
And verily, the clouds did part and a booming voice declared:
"I shall begin the new Book of Internet Truth! But I shall begin it very tentatively, for the prophets who dwell within these parts seem to have forsaken their faith in Truth, and if they continue to fail to post I shall have to get philosophical on their arses".
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph
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(2/24/04 5:12 pm)
2.
Aye, oh Ralph! We shalt have to form an alliance and pester our fellow prophets most forcefully for verily hast it been all quiet on the truth front recently.
- The Author Of All That Is Good
softer silence Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 518
(2/27/04 10:55 pm)
3.
Verily! I hereby announce the formal formation of the Get The Hell Off Your Arses Front, or GTHOYFAF (pronounced g'-THOY-faf).
Any ideas on our next move, o Author?
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Revolutionary Yet Slightly Confused
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(3/1/04 11:11 pm)
4.
Indeed, GTHOYFAF (for verily, tis a good name) shalt henceforth go into the world in search of our missing prophets, seeking here and seeking there until we locateth our comrades or get fed up and go home to tea.
- The Author Of All That Is Seeky
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 621
(3/14/04 11:59 am)
5.
Verily, I come! I am one of the seven missing prophets, banished from Narnia by King Miraz! I have returned, triumphant, to claim my Prophetness one more!!!!!! - Return Of The Bob.
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 622
(3/14/04 12:01 pm)
6.
Thou shallt not tell thy year 2 quantum lecturer that he is teaching the year 1 sylabus. Verily, perhaps he will explain it properly this time. - Reurn Of The Bob.
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(3/15/04 8:09 am)
7.
Thou shalt not be surprised when, having spent all of thy student loan, mostly on food but also on DVDs and pencils, thou hast no student loan left at the end of the term.
- The Author Of All That Is Magistratey
8.
Thou shalt be mightily surprised when doing that chain dance thing from wind in the willows turns out to be just as hard as thou remeberest it, even unto a decade later...
- a random prophet of random oxfordness
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
CottonWoolFairy Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 640
(3/19/04 11:06 pm)
9.
Thusly shallt the mastering of the Wind in the Willows chain dance thing be the highest and most revered skill. All lower beings shouldst yearn for such a hallowed power. - Return of the Bob.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 3/20/04 9:34 pm
softer silence Keeper Of Miss Denley's Pants
Posts: 519
(3/20/04 12:01 am)
10.
Ooooo, Author, they came all on their own!
Can we have tea now?
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Toast
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(3/20/04 7:15 pm)
11.
Verily shalt tea be drunk by all prophets, for lo, the clouds didst part and Bob and the Random Prophet were returned to us!
- The Author Of All That Is Returny
Thusly shalt even the most Mary-Sue-ish of fics have decent lines. Tea zern tea!
- a random prophet of random randomness
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
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(3/22/04 8:37 am)
13.
And thusly shall it be shown that an hour is never enough time, especially not when thou needest to be awake enough to take notes in a magistrates court after said hour.
- The Author Of All That Is Groggy
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