Aarss
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(5/30/03 12:13 pm)
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The State Fair
I took my wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. We came up to the first pen and there is a sign that said, "This Bull mated 50 times last year."
She pokes me in the ribs and says, "He mated 50 times last year."
We walk a little further and see another pen with a sign that said, "This Bull mated 120 times last year." She hits me again and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
We walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign said, "This Bull mated 365 times last year."
My wife gets really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
I looked at her and said... "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
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