Thou shalt post new internet truths on a regular basis to releive the boredom of thy fellow prophets. Even if thou hast nothing to say. - a random prophet of random randomness
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Connectedly, thou shalt not have prophet's block, especially if thou art having writer's block at the same time because it becometh extremely frustrating!
- The Author Of Very Little Considering
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(5/14/02 8:25 am)
4.
Thou shalt crack thy knuckles on a regular basis, despite the anguished cries it provoketh from innocent friends, relations, passers-by, and Drama teachers. Verily.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Stubborn
Edited by: softer silence at: 5/14/02 5:28:26 pm
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Thou shalt NOT turn round and thump the random stranger who sitteth next to you on the bus when he cracketh his knuckles, or else you will get dodgy looks from everyone on the bus. And this one I do know from experience. - a random prophet of random randomness.
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Thou shalt only release live locusts in 6th form assembly if it is the last day of term and thou hast been mixing thy cerreals.... - a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 5/23/02 11:21:27 pm
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Conversely, thou shalt never leave thy sea weed out in direct sun light, for it shall dry out, and go all hard and crackly. - a random prophet of random randomness
Thou shalt not, repeat: SHALT NOT, burst into mad fits of hysterical laughter in the middle of thy exams. Really. I mean it. It's a bad idea. Trust me on this one. - a random prophet of random randomness
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Thou shalt add six new and slightly shite prophesies in a row for no particularly good reason if thou so feelest like doing, especially if thy fellow prophets have prophet's block. - a randomly prolific random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 5/23/02 11:36:28 pm
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Or syphillis, or any other unpleasant affliction. - a random prophet of random randomness
Edited by: ballet dancer of death at: 5/23/02 11:36:49 pm
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If thou failest to keep thy comandments and do not live as thoroughly holy and pious life as is suitable to a prophet of the Books of Truth, thy fellow prophets reserve the right to implement a suitable punishment, which may include, but is not limited too:
Smiting
Spooning
The Iron Maiden
Chinese Water Torture
24 hours non stop Britney Spears music
We're watching you... You have been warned! - a randomly judgemental and sadistic random prophet of random randomness
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Because verily, Jesse Custer got covered in blood the other day.
- The Author Of All Who Are Suddenly Gone Sadistic And Revengy And Is Sitting Quietly Reading His Book And Not Looking Up While Jesse Custer Gets Covered In Blood.
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