The Fifth Book Of Internet Truth - 1.
Thou shallt be extremely smug in lectures on Tuesday. - Smug Bob.
Edited by: CottonWoolFairy at: 11/11/02 10:09:37 pm
3.
Thou shalt play Age of Mythology until thy hands drop off. I zap you with my army of Medusas and Minotaurs! And verily doest the greek general type blokey in the opening animation look a LOT like he wast modelled on Ben Affleck, which all prophets shall hereby find extremely odd.
- The Author Of All That Is Mythological.
PS Myth spoon. I've lost.
Re: 3.
Losing shalt, once again, prevail. Ralph congratualations her fellow prophets on ACTUALLY POSTING FOR ONCE! *ahem*.
My good prophetic friends Morj and Smee and Skippy (aka Georgia, Lauren and Katy) send prophetic greetings. But you lot, being prophets, shouldst already have known that. knownst that? known? ach, this prophet's phucked up her tenses.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph, Who Cannot Figure Out Her Tenses
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5.
Thy National Express coach shalt break down AGAIN and thou shalt wonder at the fact that Birmingham Coach Station appears to be the center of the universe, for lo! do all travellers wind up there eventually. Even if they're ACTUALLY trying to get to Wales...- a random prophet of random randomness.
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6.
Thou shalt forget that thou art signed in as the Butterfly and post anyway. So nyeh! - a random prophet of random randomness
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7.
All shalt be intrigued by the correlation between the presence of a prophet on a coach, and the imminent breakdown of said coach. All shalt also muse that Birmingham's a funny place to leave a black hole.
The ponderous Charmed Quirk
8.
Verily, the true identity of she who appears to be the Butterfly - who posted Truths 5 and 6 - shall be questioned by Ralph. For who is she?!
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Ralph
9.
Gwahahaha! For ist not having secret identities a clear sign of pure evil? - a randomly identity-confused or possibly just plain evil random prophet of random randomness.
Nay! the one true sign of pur evil is speaking in tongues! Habada habada habada. No, hangeth thou on... that's being o'er come by the Holy Spirit... habada habada.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Polyglot
13.
Having tried incredibly hard to change thy opinion for all of... ooo, 2 hours, thou shalt resume thy belief that Hannah Lee actually is evil incarnate.
- She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Hated For Apparently Very Little Reason
"Hi there! I'm a cat, me. You got any tuna? I'm a cat, pay attention to me, I'm important! Where are you going? Oh, you're going in there. I'm going in there too, what's in here? Oh, I'm in here. Me, I'm a cat, me! Pay attention, now. What am I doing here? There's no fish here. I'm going there. I'm a cat ..."~ Unknown
14.
Thou shallt not even bother to try to change thy mind, and instead instictivley know that Hannah Lee is pure evil incarnate. She's even eviler than the First Evil. - Judgemental Bob.
15.
Thou shalt go 'Aaaah' when thy Director of Studies organises a post exam profiterole binge for thee, of his own accord.
Then shalt the word 'sweet' spoon out of all existence.
The charmed Charmed Quirk
17.
And thusly can you tell that Rhys is the ruler of the universe and the meaning of life. And glowing slightly. - a random prophet of random randomness
20.
And also verily shallt this small, contained fire burn Jim's jumper to a crisp, as he seems to wear it 24/7 and it is horrible anyway. - Eeevil Bob.
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