Man On A Flaming Pie ...
Posts: 389
(5/18/03 10:18 pm)
The Eight Book Of Internet Truth - 1.Hahaha!! Verilyyyyy! I begineth the new book of internet truth!! This prophet shall thus begin to feel Christmassy at least 2 months early.
So this duel....
~ She Who Shall Be Hereby Known As Santa
3.
Thy challenger, and thy doom, awaits thee, oh white and fluffy sprite. Doom, in the strictly wet and cold sense, of course.
Thou shalt take ten paces, then turn and fire thusly -
Oh, bugger, sorry, wast thou not ready yet?
All shalt try that again, properly this time. Let us begin - one, two, three.....
The currently pacing and counting Charmed Quirk
Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 505
(5/19/03 10:35 pm)
4.
..... four, five, six ..... - Suspicious Bob.
ballet dancer of death Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 419
(5/20/03 2:57 am)
5.
... forty-two! KABOOM!!!!!!!! Or possibly splash. Maybe even whoosh....
So yeah. Thusly.
- a random prophet of randomly explosive randomness and the Author Of All That KABOOM!!!!
Do you like my post? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. AMERICA
softer silence Man On A Flaming Pie ...
Posts: 393
(5/20/03 12:12 pm)
6.Ralph thusly declares The Tapdancing Typewriter victor of the duel, for verily the fairy is wetter than her. And cannot fly. Huzzah!!
~ She Who Shalll Be Hereby Known As Judicious
9.
Verily hast the fluffy white and mildly damp sprite been a worthy adversary - I commend her efforts.
For my loyal friends who followed me into battle, thou shalt be richly rewarded, with jewels, jelly babies and the chance to feel all smug and clever inside.
Now, doth anyone know a good way to get melted worthy adversaries out of the carpet?
The magnanimous Charmed Quirk of Fame and Glory
Man On A Flaming Pie ...
Posts: 395
(5/22/03 10:43 am)
Re: 9.Ooo, ooo, I'm a loyal adversary! But I liketh not the red red Jelly Babies, so verily they shall be cast amongst the unclean. As for thy worthy adversary, currently a sort of sticky viscous mucus, I recommend baing soda.
Your Friendly Neighbourhood WebMistress
Posts: 508
(5/22/03 12:53 pm)
11.
Mildly damp!? You call this mildly damp?! Thusly I'm bloody sodden! I go squelch when I walk. If I was any wetter I'd be wringing water out of my skin! How darest thou commit this 'ere travesty. Verily I do bite my tongue at you! - Wet Bob.
Do you bite your tongue, sir?
I feel another duel coming...
The victory-giddy Charmed Quirk of Fame and Glory
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 321
(5/24/03 10:26 pm)
13.
Umm... has anyone else noticed that Manhattan vaguely resembles a giant penis? Or is that just us? No? Oh, well...
- The Author Of All That Is Dickoid and a randomly penis shaped prophet of random randomness
Vitriolic Butterfly Reporter for 'The Condenser's Guide To America'
Posts: 322
(5/24/03 10:28 pm)
14.
Verily, not that we wish to lower the tone or anything.
- The Author Of All That Is Random and a goodly prophet of random goodness.
19.
Apologies for the elusiveness (I sooo can't spell) of the Jacket Potato, but I haven't been home since Saturday (it is now Monday!) for I have found myself a man! And am very happy! For further details, just ask! But be warned, once you ask, I won't shut up about him! - The Jacket Potato Of Happiness
Oh yes, another thing, I met Nicki French on Sunday! Again, just ask!
thetaodancingtypewriter
Unregistered User
(5/28/03 1:53 pm)
19.
The Jacket Potato hath a man, and I, I have exams. Verily doth life suck currently.
The faaaar too stressed Charmed Quirk
20.
And the Jacket Potato's man shalt trust him enough (already), to give him a spare set of house keys and the code to the burgular alarm! - The Jacket Potato of Trustworthiness.
Oh and Typewriter, worry not about exams, you'll be fine - You're Heeran!
- The Jacket Potato Of Happiness
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