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(8/11/04 19:20)
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The Blonde
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She had seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly a voice from the sky boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured herself a cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut a hole. The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward teary-eyed, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
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"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK!!"
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MAN.. am i glad i'm not blonde...
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