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 The 24 Hockey Commandments
The 24 Hockey Commandments
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1. Thou shalt have no other sports before Thee.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, Mike Keenan, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched or traded).
3. Remember the Monday Night Miracle, to keep it holy.
4. Thou shalt not cause harm to the mighty Angel of Mercy, Grant Fuhr.
5. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
6. Thou shalt not covet they teammate's wife (unless thou art Brendan Shanahan).
7. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at thy goalie's groin during warm-ups.
8. Thou shalt not cause anger to Tony Twist.
9. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy goal crease.
10. Thou shalt not enter the neutral zone with thy head down (especially if Bryan Marchment is on the ice).
11. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thy want to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
12. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy video replay official.
13. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Chris Pronger (without getting thy wrist whacked.).
14. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
15. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
16. Thou shalt honor thy mother and father, especially if they are Louis and Grace Sutter.
17. Thou shalt not use racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face.
18. Thou shalt not stand and wave towels like an idiot when the Blues scoreth goals.
19. Thou shalt not root for the Blackhawks or Red Wings.
20. Thou shalt not make or worship any idols other than Brian Sutter or Barclay Plager.
21. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
22. Thou shalt honor thy Blair Chapman sweater, and keep it holy.
23. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
24. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the JumboTron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
Hockeynutz World Tour 2002......Coming Soon To An Arena Near YOU!!!! And by the way, HAVE A NICE DAY!(c)
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