Aragorn did not realize until it was far too late that he had just told an entire disguised army of fangirls what Legolas' address was.
Mevie
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(8/27/05 2:15 am)
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Legolas: *thinking* Legolas of the WOODLAND REALM?! Why is HE the only one that gets credit for being royalty in this story?!?
PhiePhie
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(8/27/05 4:19 am)
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The Code of Warning
G - Gorgeous,
R - Rarely
E - Enraged
E - Except
N - Now.
L - Look
E - Especially
A - At
F - Fangirls!
SilverRain88 Registered Member
Posts: 6
(8/27/05 4:22 am)
Re: Thanks a lot!
Though he sometimes found them tedious, Theoden was grateful for his many body guards when he made the mistake of asking if Legolas was a natural blond.
Melody
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(8/27/05 4:35 am)
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Legolas: AraGORN, what did I tell you about using my name in public?!
*distant rumble is heard in the distance, sounds of fangirl screams becoming louder and louder*
Aragorn: ...oops?
Orc2
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(8/27/05 4:38 am)
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Legolas: Frustrated? WHO is frustrated?! Me or the one who is frustrated and just THINKS I'm frustrated because HE is actually frustrated?! Or do YOU think I'm frustrated just for the FUN of being frustrated so YOU can become frustrated and FRUSTRATE yourself right into Lunch Break?! Or MAYBE you're frustrated because I'M frustrated which makes ME frustrated and it FRUSTRATES you that I'm not becoming as frustrated as you hoped, so now you have to try for a FRUSTRATINGLY long time to frustrate me, so I will appear frustrated, so YOU will have the excuse to be frustrated, so EVERYONE ELSE will be frustrated so the excuse of frustration will soon be washed away to nothing, and we all end up frustrated for this first scene which will eventually lead to our fans being frustrated as well?
Camera Man: ...
Myelftoo
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(8/27/05 4:40 am)
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Beware. Elven Glare In Training.
All Princelings Must Learn.
Percilla the Pink
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(8/27/05 4:41 am)
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Legolas: NO! I will NOT do this scene when my eyes are not blue and beautiful! I will NOT! I refuse!
Camera man: ...but you do know that brown eyes are considered to be adorable, right?
Legolas: ...
Erisan
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(8/27/05 4:46 am)
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After his last fight with Frodo's stunt double, Legolas couldn't help but notice that the cloak around his neck was gradually becoming tighter...and tighter...and tighter.....
Amersion
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(8/27/05 4:51 am)
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Legolas: Ha! After that little bit with you agreeing that I am as graceful as Arwen, you expect me to believe that there is a big army of guys in armor holding SPEARS behind me?! Good grief...
Tithar
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(8/27/05 4:52 am)
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Legolas: "What do you MEAN "Aragorn dates the strangest looking women"?!"
PrinceTaldar
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(8/27/05 4:57 am)
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Legolas: What did I TELL you about coming to Rohan on Friday the 13th, Aragorn?!?
Raimah
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(8/27/05 4:58 am)
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"You mean they're going to caption this when I have THIS face on?! How dare you suggest such things!!"
Kitsune
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(8/27/05 8:50 am)
Leggy
Legolas: What do you mean, "any one of those blond guys behind me has better hair"?!
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Rohan guy: We're all doomed! Seriously, what kind of people send *women* on such a dangerous quest?
Legolas: Excuse me?!
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A single whiff of kiwi fruit was all it took for Legolas to find out who had stolen his special blonde-highlighting shampoo.
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Suddenly, in the presence of mere mortals with fairer hair then his, Legolas just loses it:
Aragorn: Legolas, stop firing! Most of that's just horsehair from their helmets, honest! Legolas, please STOP!!
Re: Thanks a lot!
(NB. Sorry about the laxative one. That never gets old)
~*~
Legolas was NOT happy when asked if he a Playboy model.
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Where will oyu be when your laxative starts working?
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Legolas: *I* can't read a map? You were the one who lost it at Kazad dum!
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The common or garden Wood Elf has a docile disposition and enjoys many peaceful pasttimes such as archery, poetry reading and singing. However, when their hair-care supply is threatened, the Wood Elf can become aggressive and crazed. Some threatened Wood Elves have been known to take down Oliphaunts and Cave Trolls in defence of their conditioner...
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Shadowfax
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(8/27/05 2:04 pm)
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Legolas: No i do not want my ears pierced.
BubblyElfGirl Registered Member
Posts: 14
(8/27/05 2:54 pm)
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Legolas: Aragorn...I have a spear pointing in my eye and another nearly up my...whatever, and all you can do is stand there and chat about my "tights" with Eomer???!
Edited by: BubblyElfGirl at: 8/27/05 4:51 pm
evilmouse222 Registered Member
Posts: 21
(8/27/05 6:02 pm)
Re: caption
When an elf's nostrils flare like that, you know you're in trouble
Mevie
Unregistered User
(8/27/05 9:53 pm)
Kitsune
(I'm sorry to get off topic here, but Kitsune, for a few of these topics I have been noticing that the captions you have been posting have been rather similar to ones that other people have made (example: the earthquake idea in "The Three of Us", the Happy Place idea in "Eyes Wide Shut", and the Legolas being mistaken for a woman idea from this thread), and I don't mean to be rude or anything, but sometimes that can be considered a bit offensive. Just try to keep things a little original, all right? Again, not trying to be rude or mean, but I would hate to have one of my friends come and ream you out, as some of them are known to do... )
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 2
(8/28/05 2:14 am)
Re: Thanks a lot!
Legolas was having an extremely difficult time trying to decifer the gender of the warrior who had just confronted him.
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