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(27/4/06 18:20)
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Sports Commentator cock-ups (old but funny)
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would probably like to retract:

1. Weight Lifting Commentator
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing"

2. Dressage Commentator
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother"

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"

4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious"

5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I think we can expect the same thing again"

6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it, in fact you can see it all over their faces"

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew"

8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field"

9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Chris

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