Legolas: See look, no zits and perfect skin.
Aragorn:Man, look at Kate Bosworth.
Legolas: See I am the perfect sponsor for "face of an angel acne wash"
Aragorn: Kate, marry me!
Mevie
Unregistered User
(9/5/05 5:33 pm)
stuff
(Um...forgive me for getting off topic here, but isn't this picture a little...um...suggestive? )
Shadowfax
Unregistered User
(9/6/05 11:36 am)
caption!
Legolas was intriuged about how dirty Aragorns hair really was.
evilmouse222 Registered Member
Posts: 26
(9/11/05 3:32 pm)
Re: caption!
LEGOLAS: Good lord! Look at all that earwax!
Eryka
Unregistered User
(9/11/05 3:34 pm)
Mer
Ha! I knew it- the human can't be THIS old without at least one grey hair!
Vrosey88 Registered Member
Posts: 8
(9/15/05 1:44 am)
Re: So strange
Legolas: Ummm, Aragorn...
Aragorn: What? *not really paying attention*
Legolas: I think I can see your brain...
Re: So strange
Being stuck in a tiny lift with the Elf was one thing, but discovering the slash writer with a camera was rather disturbing....
I think God overestimated his ability when he created man Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more The basis for optimism is sheer terror. When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Hobbiteyes
Unregistered User
(9/18/05 1:31 pm)
captions
Aragorn and Legolas discover Galadriel's window.
Pippin: Hey, guys, what are you looking at?
Aragorn: Uh, nothing...
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"Boromir? What are you laughing at? There's nothing suggestive about this pose at all!"
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"You've got split ends, Aragorn..."
Hobbiteyes
Unregistered User
(9/18/05 1:32 pm)
rewrite of earlier caption
Legolas: Wow... look... it's so...
Pippin: Hey guys, what are you looking at?
Aragorn: *hurriedly* Nothing. Just... go back to bed.
Re: rewrite of earlier caption
Legolas whispering: "Could you tell Gimli not to stare at my lowerback again? He's making me nervous..."
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 23
(9/23/05 12:41 am)
Re: So strange
LEGOLAS: *gasp* An EARRING? Why didn't I think of that...?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
Arehini Registered Member
Posts: 4
(9/24/05 10:49 pm)
Re: So strange
(simpson's quote)
your face is covered in a very fine fuzz....
smurf
Unregistered User
(9/26/05 5:25 am)
kingly requirements
Aragon: Pippin are you sure that to become the king of Gondor, I have to be kissed on the cheek by Legolas?!?!
Pippin: *smirking ofscreen*
arwentheelf02 Registered Member
Posts: 36
(10/4/05 3:38 am)
Re: So strange
LEGOLAS: Wow...I can see out the other side!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
madtook28 Registered Member
Posts: 39
(10/6/05 7:02 pm)
Re: So strange
L: Ummmm... I don't know how to tell you this Aragorn, but Frodo appears to have lost the ring... down your ear...
Airenostawen Registered Member
Posts: 3
(10/7/05 5:40 am)
Re: So strange
Aragorn w/brittish accent: OMG, you're a HOBBIT!!!!!
"So much death.What can man do against such reckless hate?"
"EAT IT! The Edible Reckless Hate. It comes in Srawberry and Grape. On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place. Why is the rum gone? Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Go forth and become happy coconuts Stupidity is more than a state of mind... It is also a fruit cake. I'm always amazed at anyone's interest in what I have to say"- Orlando Bloom "Life's an Ocean, Surf It"
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