frankie42
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(4/4/06 19:21)
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Snow on it's way.
Getting ready for the anticipated big freeze?
Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George Canada.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplough can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplough can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again. The radio announcer begins, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park ....." but then the power goes out.
Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do!"
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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