msprents24 
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(5/18/02 3:11 pm)
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Sex, Lies, and A GRAVY LADLE.....
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother
couldnt help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
John and his roommate, and this
only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between
John and the roommate than meets the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I asure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said,
Ever since your mother came
to dinner, I cant find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose
your mom took it, do you?
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her
a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote,
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the
gravy ladle from my house and
I'm not saying you did not take the gravy
ladle but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. Love, John."
Several days later, John received a
letter from his mother which read, "Dear
Son, I'm not saying that you "do"
sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Julie but the
fact remains that if she were sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now,Love Mom."
"How would you like it if you were a business executive and when you made a mistake, a red-light went on and 18,000 people started screaming?"
-Jacques Plante
Edited by: msprents24 at: 5/18/02 3:12:00 pm
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