Evil Mistress O' Cheese
Posts: 24
(5/22/03 11:43 pm) Reply
Pirates are sexy
pirates are sexy. just thought I'd let y'all know.
hmmmm.... this past weekend when Black Beard asked me if I was evil enough to join his crew (who? lil ol' innocent me?), I only mentioned the time I dressed up as a sheep and my bf dressed as a Scotsman... I forgot to mention the whole 3 hr blowjob thing (though I was later informed that was not evil, that was flat out cruel ). but maybe it would have served me better to mention my 1st BDSM fantasies from back in grade school involved being captured and used as a sex toy by pirates. at least maybe then they would have whipped me harder than they actually did when they put me in the stocks. hmmmm..... maybe next year....
so what do y'all think?
I've been bad and I need to be punished
Terri1012
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(5/23/03 9:00 am) Reply
Re: Pirates are Sexy
I remember having a huge crush on Sinbad the Sailor as a child. THE CARTOON mind you!!! Is that weird?
I've since moved on to Ninja Warriors. They dressed in black (my favorite color), wore masks (very hot) and had superhuman ability. What more can you ask for?
I’ve also read that they had the strength of ten men, ability to turn into animals, fly and become invisible at will. It’s like having Zoro, Manimal and two out of the five Super Friends all rolled into one! Smokin'!!
Re: Pirates are Sexy
Speaking of pirates, the "Pirates of the Carribean" movie is coming out sometime in July (I think). Just imagine Apolo being a pirate (a really, really, really bad pirate).
Terri1012
Unregistered User
(5/24/03 3:05 am) Reply
Re: Pirates are Sexy
As far as I'm concerned Apolo can be anything he wants to be as long as he's really, really bad!
Out of curiosity, who stars in the movie? Do you know?
Dark Blades Web Weaver
Posts: 94
(5/25/03 6:32 pm) Reply
Re: Pirates are Sexy
Okay, okay. I've been thinking about the Apolo Pirate thing forever. I have just never come up with an image or a story for it - until now. Go check out our first-ever wallpaper offering here:
Re: Pirates Are Sexy
Pirates were my first sexual fantasy, too. Seems to be for a lot of little girls, lol! It's perfectly acceptable to watch Peter Pan and Fantasy Island and other shows about pirates as children, so we get a lot of exposure to those dark, wild, lawless, long-haired men, with their shirts ripped half-open, who kidnap young women and lash them to the mast, and ... well, what can I say?!
Absolutely awesome Apolo pirate poster! It graces my wallpaper as we speak.
YEAH! I know it's been awhile since the announcement, but did you guys know that they're thinking of filming a sequel to POTC?!?!? That means more Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (and us dreaming about Apolo as one of the ship mates)!
Pirates are sexy
(who? lil ol' innocent me?), I only mentioned the time I dressed up as a sheep and my bf dressed as a Scotsman... I forgot to mention the whole 3 hr blowjob thing (though I was later informed that was not evil, that was flat out cruel 
). but maybe it would have served me better to mention my 1st BDSM fantasies from back in grade school involved being captured and used as a sex toy by pirates. at least maybe then they would have whipped me harder than they actually did when they put me in the stocks. hmmmm..... maybe next year.... 
Re: Pirates are Sexy
I've been bad and I need to be punished 
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