Movies that were supposed to be awesome that I never saw.
I know, the movie list is getting old, but I am bored and have enjoyed these movie talks with all of you. This list may contain a few I have seen, but were very unimpressed by.
12. Titanic. Know what? Never saw it, but do I have to? I know the ship sinks. End of story for me.
11. Gangs of New York. Leo does nothing for me.
10. Moulin Rouge (sp?) Pretty scenery. That's about where it ends for me. Musicals just don't do much for me, except for Cannibal the movie (Trey and Matt)
9. 2001/2010. Can you say boring? Maybe they were the bees knees in the 70's but I cannot take the long periods of silence, and I do understand what they were going for with the whole vastness of space thing. The computer did kind of freak me out, but overall the movies just needed something more, for me at least.
8. Eyes Wide Shut. Blech. Not my style at all.
7. Casino. Good film, don't get me wrong, but I already saw it. It was called Goodfellas, which I already saw before when it was called Scarface.
6. Insomnia. Robin Williams was good as were all of the actors. But this is one duck that should have been shot during hunting season.
5. Secret Window. Love Depp. Love Turturro. Hate Secret Window.
4. Passion of the Christ. Never saw it and never will. I feel for Jesus. I really do. Must have sucked. Hard. But if I wanted to watch someone be tortured for 2+ hours I would get a Job in Abu Gharib.
3. The Terminal. Not interested. Heard it was great and also heard it sucked. Maybe I will try it out when it hits DVD. Maybe.
2. Chocolat. If I want candy I'll watch Willy Wonka. Sure, this may be a great art film. Sure, it won awards. Do I care? Not one iota.
1. Bowling for Columbine. Moore's bodyguards are strapped to the hilt. 'nuff said. Oh, it bored me. Made me think and that is the point but all films I rate are based on the ability to watch it a second time. Morre's films are best viewed once, if at all.
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